Australia

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People's Republic of Australianistan

A'Straiya
Flag of
Flag
Coat of arms of
Coat of arms
Motto: "She'll be right."
Location of
CapitalCanberra
PreviousMelbourne
Largest citySydney (commonly known as Satan's throneroom)
Official languagesChinese, Strine, English, HEHWARDLISH [1]
Ethnic groups
Multicultural
Religion
Cricket
GovernmentFederal parliamentary democracy
• Govenor-General (for the Chinese  Emperor)
Taillesskangaru
• First Lady
Stylesrj
• Casino Manager
Stylesjl
• Minister of Sound
Azzaman333
• Minister for the Dislike of Sydney
e350tb
National hero(es)Shane Warne
Independence
• from the United Kingdom
January 1, 1901
Population22 million ish
• Density
Less than zero per sq km in the desert, infinity per sq km on the Freeway at 8am.
CurrencyBeer
Time zoneSeveral city and suburban  locations
Major exportsFood, minerals, uranium, actors, surfing stuff, crocodile hunters, drug dealers, bogans, racist politician, P-platers
Major importsDoctors, international students, invasive species, internet censorship
National animalDrop bears
Favourite pastimeThrowin' shrimps on the barbie
Drives on theleft[2]

Stralya (incorrectly spelt as Australia) is an island-continent country to south of Asia. Stralyans are perpetually drunk and travel around in kangaroo pouches.

As of DYOS 11 the country (led by the hilarious Kevin Rudd) is being invaded by the Free Western Army.

Australian DYOSers: azzaman333, Stylesrj, Stylesjl, taillesskangaru (not really)

Some Australian CFCers: Dale, Simon Darkshade, Sharwood, Arwon, Masada, Friendly Fire, Camikaze, Lord Baal, Mongoloid Cow, PiMan, Ball Lightning, classical hero

Notes

  1. Spoken by Former Prime Minister John Howard
  2. When sober