Britain

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United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
And technically, the sun still never sets.
And technically, the sun still never sets.
Capital
and largest city
London
Official languagesEnglish (de facto)
GovernmentUnitary parliamentary democracy and constitutional monarchy
• Prime Minister
David Cameron
National hero(es)Monty Python
Formation
• Acts of Union 1707
1 May 1707
• Acts of Union 1800
1 January 1801
• Anglo-Irish Treaty
12 April 1922
CurrencyPound sterling
Major exportsEmpire, Incorrectly Spelled and Used Words
Major importsMuslims, other people's mineral resources
Drives on theleft

Britain (or less accurately, England, or more accurately, Britainistan, or more or less accurately, the United Kingdom, or, entirely accurately, Airstrip One) is a perpetually rainy island to the north of Europe, which the snobbish British don't see themselves as a part of. British people talk in a funny way, wear monocles, and drink tea, and currently live in reservations where they are sheltered from the Islamic state outside. They invented over 9000 different sports and suck at everyone of them. On no account should you try British "food". Did we mention the rain?

British DYOSers

See also