From DYOS Wiki
| This page is a work in progress
Information in this article may be incomplete and subject to change.
In the meantime, try your luck somewhere else.
Your call is important. Please hold.
Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó
People's Republic of China
|Motto: "To get rich is glorious!"|
|Anthem: "Conscripts Being Ordered To March Into Gunfire"|
PRC-administered areas in dark green;
PRC territorial claims in light green
|Ethnic groups||Officially 56|
|-||Premier||"Grandpa" Wen Jiabao|
|Formation 5,000 years ago|
|-||Density||Siberia looks like a nice place...|
|Currency||Bribe (several bribes may result in a bullet)|
|Time zone||Ridiculously few|
|Opening hours||24 hours a day, seven days a week|
|Major exports||Chinese people, civilization, inventions, Sun Tzu's Art of War, consumer goods, defective consumer goods, counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods with added poison|
|Major imports||Minerals, food, oil, communism, capitalism, the Olympics|
|National animal||Armed pandas|
|Drives on the||right |
China still cool! You pay later! LATER!—Chinese Ambassador
China is a large (very large) country in Asia. Chinese people invented everything.
- Which of course means a repressive communist oligarchic autocracy
- People's Republic of China founded on October 1, 1949
- All of China officially follows one time zone, that of Beijing, even though some parts of the country should be 2-3 time zones behind Beijing
- Close for massacres
- Hong Kong and Macau drive on the left
|This article is a stump. You can help by regenerating it.|