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Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó
People's Republic of China
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Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "To get rich is glorious!"
Anthem: "Conscripts Being Ordered To March Into Gunfire"
PRC-administered areas in dark green;PRC territorial claims in light green
PRC-administered areas in dark green;
PRC territorial claims in light green
Largest city Shanghai
Official languages Newspeak Putonghua
Ethnic groups Officially 56
Religion Officially atheist
Government People's Republic[1]
 -  Premier "Grandpa" Wen Jiabao
National hero(es) Plarq
Formation 5,000 years ago[2]
Population A lot.
 -  Density Siberia looks like a nice place...
Currency Bribe (several bribes may result in a bullet)
Time zone Ridiculously few[3]
Opening hours 24 hours a day, seven days a week[4]
Major exports Chinese people, civilization, inventions, Sun Tzu's Art of War, consumer goods, defective consumer goods, counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods with added poison
Major imports Minerals, food, oil, communism, capitalism, the Olympics
National animal Armed pandas
Favourite pastime working
Drives on the right [5]
For Zheng He's fleet, see Imperial Ming Space Navy
China still cool! You pay later! LATER!
—Chinese Ambassador

China is a large (very large) country in Asia. Chinese people invented everything.

See also


  1. Which of course means a repressive communist oligarchic autocracy
  2. People's Republic of China founded on October 1, 1949
  3. All of China officially follows one time zone, that of Beijing, even though some parts of the country should be 2-3 time zones behind Beijing
  4. Close for massacres
  5. Hong Kong and Macau drive on the left