Chronological list of events in DYOS X
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Avatar Wars
Page 1
- Avatar Uprising begins
- mythmonster2 ambushed by avatars
- taillesskangaru ambushed by avatars in Tajikistan, kidnapped/escapes
- e350tb ambushed by avatars, killed
- Timmy Turner usurps role as lead character
- Napoleon established as lead villain
- Love ambushed by avatars, escapes
- Stylesrj ambushed by avatars, escapes
- choxorn ambushed by avatars outside DYOS Consul
Page 2
- Stylesjl and avatars go to war
- Swedishguy joins the story
- Thorvald of Lym has flashback to escaping avatars; tank runs empty in Basra
- choxorn "escapes"
- taillesskangaru informed of the origin of the uprising and the Avatar Supreme Commander
- Judge_Deadd joins the story
- Stylesrj involved in a lot of fighting
- taillesskangaru ambushed, escapes
- choxorn lands in trap
Page 3
- Stylesrj begins pacifying avatars
- Thorvald and Bjørn wander through Basra
- Muse defeating the avatars by re-absorbing them into Thorvald's persona
- Fail to recognize Osama bin Laden
- Dodge arrest by Russian special forces by giving them a month's vacation
- Judge_Deadd ambushed by avatar, killed
- Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda escape orbit in rocket-propelled RMS Olympic
- Swedishguy declares himself Great Spammer
- mythmonster2 escapes, avatars believed killed
- Stylesrj et al. nearly sucked into black hole
- Escape because time dilation and wormhole theory violate the DYOS Rules
- gandhi_rules calls a friend
- Judge_Deadd's avatars discuss the Luxury Diamond
- Stylesrj begins quest for the Heck Outta Here
- choxorn imprisoned at ASC lair in Antarctica
Page 4
- kulade joins the story
- Curdle reveals kulade to be the Avatar Supreme Commander
- Stylesrj, taillesskangaru, Timmy and Cosmo reach Apolyton
- Stylesrj accosted by Mysterious Figure
- Rest of the gang splits up to investigate Apolyton base
- Mysterious Figure revealed to be Grassland SEAL, provides location of Avatar Command, about to reveal ASC's weakness, killed
- Stylesrj defeats Snakes on a SEAL, rallies gang to rescue choxorn
- Wanda revealed imprisoned by ASC
- ASC raids Stylesrj's ship
Page 5
- Stylesrj retcons himself out of capture with story of Half SEAL
- Stylesrj returns to Sol, finds Avatars blockading the Sun
- Returns to Earth, breaks into ASC Headquarters
- Stylesrj and General Kwai captured by ASC
- Jal flees with battleship
- Returns to Earth, breaks into ASC Headquarters
- Timmy and Cosmo leave Apolyton in new spaceship
- taillesskangaru continues exploring secret base, assumed killed
- Swedishguy frustrated he only has four avatar minions
- Thorvald of Lym sparks riot in Basra
- Protesters steal his tank
- Stylesrj impersonates Torchwood for pizza, kills delivery guy to avoid tipping
- Stylesrj and choxorn escape into space
Page 6
- Perfection joins the story
- Stylesrj ambushed by Carrier SEAL
- choxorn issues recall code for Jal
- Jal revealed held hostage
- choxorn issues recall code for Jal
- SEALs prepare to steal Heck Outta Here
- Timmy and Co. stranded at sea
- Cosmo mind-controlled, attempts to kill Timmy
- Cosmo ejected
- Napoleon invades New York City
- Cosmo mind-controlled, attempts to kill Timmy
- SEALs can't understand why human wave tactics aren't working
- Deus ex Machina rescues choxorn, Wanda, Stylesrj, and Kwai
- SEAL SEAL captures the Heck Outta Here
- Stylesrj Avatar Army schisms from Supreme Command
- SEAL SEAL captures the Heck Outta Here
- choxorn and Wanda board Prophet SEAL's command ship
Page 7
- <kulade's comic>
- Stylesrj & Co. stranded on Braxis
- Napoleon invades Japan
- Jewish League of the Eastern Union files complaint with Stylesrj Avatar Army
- <choxorn's comic>
Page 8
- Stylesrj meets Curdle at a pub
- Swedishguy powergames with Babales
- <love's comic>
- Mindless Drone and Alien Lifeform bicker, exposit secret superweapon
- choxorn finds sekrit dokumints
- Stylesrj & Co. head for Braxis Spaceport
- Thorvald and Bjørn exeunt Basra
- SAA interrogates Jal
- sekrit dokumints fake, choxorn captured
- mythmonster2 captured, placed in cryostasis
- choxorn, Rtas 'Vadum, Wanda tortured with bad country music
- kill fire bursts into control room, rescues the gang
Page 9
- SAA tortures Jal
- Stylesrj rescues Timmy and Co.
- choxorn & Co. stumble upon Prophet SEAL's Weapon of Ultimate Avatar Power
- Napoleon invades the Eastern Union
- Montezuma and Montezilla fight
Page 10
- Pizza delivery for Prophet SEAL!
- No-Magic Rule continues to prevent Wanda from being useful
- Kwai lampoons Doctor Who
- Angry German Kid deletes the thread
- lord_joakim joins the story
- CivGeneral revived from cryostasis, renews vendetta against former avatars
- Apex of Napoleonic campaign
- British invasion of France fails
- <kill fire's comic>
- Thunderfall bursts out of the thread
- CivGeneral adopts alias as bounty hunter, seeks out Coruscanti loyalists
- CivGeneral ambushed by Angry Kid at Katari Spaceport
- Avatar escapes, CivGeneral stranded
- CivGeneral ambushed by Angry Kid at Katari Spaceport
Page 11
- Stylesrj crashes into Katari Spaceport
- mythmonster2 released from cryostasis, teleported away from kulade
- Wanda teleported to Katari Spaceport
- choxorn kills Mindless Drone
- CivGeneral, Stylesrj, Wanda and mythmonster2 escape in requisitioned corvette
- Stylesrj lands in Piñata Island, sent to Napoleon's Christmas party
- Thorvald and Bjørn land in Bavaria
- CivGeneral intercepts conversation between Mara Jade and Thorvald's doppelgängers; invasion of Earth suggested
- Stylesrj escapes Napoleon
Page 12
- taillesskangaru re-enters alive and well
- Ambushed by Avatar Order
- hahaha he writes this story he can edit the comic however he wants
- Ambushed by Avatar Order
- lord_joakim shoots Thunderfall
- Thorvald arrives on the scene, recounts prophecy
- CivGeneral begins rebuilding loyalist starfleet
- Battle with Admiral Zaarin at Mars
- taillesskangaru lands at abandoned Coruscanti outpost
- <choxorn's comic>
- Stylesrj does something with Richtofen at the South Pole
- CivGeneral makes rendez-vous with loyalists on Ganymede
- taillesskangaru joins CivGeneral
- Thunderfall is still alive!
- NO L_J DON'T DOUBLE-TAP
Page 13
- Perfection joins the story
- Stylesjl nukes avatars
- Stylesrj introduces Fudgehog
- <Perfection's comic>
- <Love's comic>
- azzaman333 joins the story
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- choxorn kills Prophet SEAL, triggers Windows self-destruct sequence
- Richtofen shot down over ASC base, captured by Mara Jade
- <Love's comic>
Page 14
- Stylesrj Avatar Army plans invasion of Earth
- CivGeneral arrests Angry Kid
- SEAL SEAL tries to extort sushi from CivGeneral
- <kill fire's comic>
- CivGeneral plans to finish off avatars before confronting ASC
- Stylesrj breaks Richtofen out
Page 15
- choxorn & Co. run the gauntled to the hangars
- Stylesrj learns SEAL SEAL placed a bounty on him
- <taillesskangaru's Christmas comic>
- mythmonster2 changes avatars
- Christmas comics created, loved by all
Page 16
- CivGeneral intercepted by kulade at the Death Star II
- CivGeneral and Mara Jade skirmish, CG & Co. imprisoned
- Chuck the Freaking Alien decides to attack the Death Star, shot down over Antarctica
- lord_joakim & Thorvald re-enter the thread
- Pacal II and Montezilla have a demand-tribute-off
- choxorn & Co. evacuate in Phantom ship
- Prophet SEAL's ship destroyed
- taillesskangaru escapes by changing avatar
- Ambushed by Fiftychat Mafia
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- SAA launches attack on the Death Star
- Sir Winston Churchill and Bernard Montgomery rally Britain
- Freed Cosmo departs on Red Dwarf
The Battle of Earth
Page 17
- kulade kills the Fudgehog
- Stylesrj resurrects Fudgehog
- Stylesrj Avatar Army attacks Supreme Avatar Commander's fleet orbiting Earth
- CivGeneral's combat aborted
- CivGeneral, mythmonster2 escape
- Death Star II destroyed
- CivGeneral's combat aborted
- Avatars infiltrate Fiftychat
- Attack of the Japanimations
- taillesskangaru escapes in the confusion
- Attack of the Japanimations
- kulade kills the Fudgehog again
Page 18
- Thorvald discusses solution to avatars with German MP officer
- Thorvald and MP leave for undisclosed location
- Napoleonic invasion of Britain fails
- Cosmo charges Avatar Supreme Commander near Mars
- Happy New Year!
Page 19
- choxorn & Rtas rescued by Shadow of Intent after slipspace engines damaged
- Thorvald ambushed by Captain2
- kulade's invasion plan cancelled
- Thorvald's doppelgängers do not demobilize Union army
- CivGeneral rescues Thorvald from Captain2
- lord_joakim wounded
- lord_joakim pledges allegiance to kulade in the hope of saving Thunderfall
- lord_joakim wounded
- <e350tb's comic>
- CivGeneral and Co. plan next move
- Thorvald hints at secret trump card
- Raisin Bran, Curdle found in ship's fridge
- Red Dwarf collides with Poker Alice
- Bjørn realized to be marooned at the bar
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- <choxorn's comic>
- Franco–German forces suffer Russian Winter
Page 20
- choxorn, Rtas en route to Earth
- CivGeneral discovers Berlin devastated by Avatar Supreme Commander
- kulade searching for loyalist Major Kusanagi
- CivGeneral and Co. intercepted by Mara Jade
- Stylesrj nukes people
Page 21
- Major Kusanagi leads mutiny onboard Mara Jade's command ship
- Mara Jade flees to South Pole base
- CivGeneral lands at South Pole
- CivGeneral apprehends Stylesrj, claims bounty with SEAL SEAL
- Stylesrj powergames
- CivGeneral and Co. help Stylesrj escape
- CivGeneral apprehends Stylesrj, claims bounty with SEAL SEAL
- Gravity well forces choxorn to detour via Mercury
- Stylesrj diverges
- Stylesrj changes avatars
- Sparrowmint SEAL killed
- Timmy Turner trapped in Age of Empires III
Page 22
- Chuckzilla summons cacodemons to hunt Stylesrj
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- Rtas summons reinforcements
- Symphony D. joins the story
Page 23
- Thorvald dismisses Eastern Union forces deployed at South Pole base
- Thorvald gains intelligence on secret entrance
- <kulade's comic>
- CivGeneral and Co. penetrate South Pole base
- lord_joakim encountered
- Robot spiders attack; lord_joakim vanishes
- CivGeneral and Co. dragged into space battle
- lord_joakim encountered
- Wanda locates Timmy
- CFC Moderators head to Fort Denison, Australia
Page 24
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- Shadow of Intent prepares to assault gravity well generator
- Stylesrj blows up Aperture Science
- Captured by Chuck
- Richtofen leaves CG & Co. to rescue him
- Captured by Chuck
- Moderators attacked at Fort Denison
- Rocket contacts taillesskangaru, offers conditional aid
Page 25
- <e350tb's comic>
- CivGeneral and Co. agree to Rocket's terms, exploit loopholes
Page 26
- Rocket ambushes Avatar Supreme Commander's fleet
- Mara Jade captured by CivGeneral
- GuitarHero joins the story
- GuitarHero battles Satan for the Earth's core
- Gravity well impervious to outside attack; Rtas tries to prepare boarding party
Page 27
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- Gravity well neutralized; choxorn ambushed by SAA fleet
- Stylesrj's characters nuke themselves
- Bjørn takes taxi, encounters MP
- MP takes Bjørn to destination
- Bjørn encounters Mysterious Figure
- Bjørn receives a Purple Box
- Napoleonic forces engage Eastern Union in the Middle East
- Timmy returns to Earth
- Kan' Sharuminar joins the story
Page 28
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- Kan' learns about the DYOS Consul
- The Arbiter (choxorn) complains to Bungie studios about lack of name
- Stylesrj joins the Space Fight
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- Covenant fleet arrives
- Shadow crew complains about Stylesrj's comic quality
- Ship engines fail; BSOD threatens to destroy the reactor
- Shadow crew complains about Stylesrj's comic quality
Page 29
- GuitarHero delivers Earth's core
- Earth's core revealed to be Monkey Statue of Spamuzel
- taillesskangaru eaten
- Bjørn surfaces at Mjolnir complex
- Stylesrj references Mortal Kombat repeatedly
- Moderators recover Artifact from Sydney
- CFC Uploads/Downloads haxed
- <e350tb's comic>
- Monkey Statue delivered to Rocket
- Rocket assumed killed
Page 30
- WE'VE BEEN HACKED!!!!!!!!
- Stylesrj detours to Africa
- choxorn refuses to get dragged along
- ASC spacefleet attacked by Mjolnir
- kulade retreats
- Mara Jade captured (again)
- Possessed Rocket surfaces in secret base
Page 31
- lord_joakim appears on Arrakis
- lord_joakim discusses the Gem
- Stylesrj foils Ghost SEAL's evil scheme or something
- <choxorn's comic>
Page 32
- <kill fire's comic>
- Stylesrj Mind Controlled
- choxorn hits Stylesrj with frying pan, mind control broken
- <Perfection's comic>
Page 33
- Today, kulade contributed a comic.
- Shadow of Intent travels to unknown planet
- Crew seeks information on New Avatar Order in a bar
- Shady Guy gives a fetch quest
- Crew seeks information on New Avatar Order in a bar
- Stylesrj gets involved in something about Timeless Space
- "!@%$ HIATUS!!!" running gag introduced
- CivGeneral and Co. infiltrate kulade's secret base on Nar Kreeta
Page 34
- Kan' Sharuminar holds the DYOS Consul hostage
- Charles Li joins the story
- Abaddon joins the story
- Free Western Army emerges
- Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda reunited
- Kan' distracts Abaddon with a list of pending 1000-posts
- CivGeneral encounters kulade
Page 35
- Counterattack against Napoleon begins
- lord_joakim encounters mythmonster2
- DYOS Consul attacked by zombies
- mythmonster2 changes avatars
- <e350tb's comic>
Page 36
- Eastern Union rallies
- Bjørn returns to the Kremlin
- Thorvald's doppelgängers reconsider loyalties
- Road to Paris opened
- Otto von Bismarck disappears
- <choxorn's comic>
- Thorvald begins hand-drawn cartoons
- Kwai breaks into Dies Israel
Page 37
- Napoleon attempts to launch nuclear stockpile
- Napoleon runs into minefield, believed killed
- Second Napoleonic War ends
- choxorn & Co. complete the quest
- Treaty of Paris signed
- FDR established as villain
- Marshal Maxim Brusilov mistakes FDR for Mulroney
- Shady Guy is really Alien Lifeform, choxorn captured, facepalms
Page 38
- <Love's comic>
- CivGeneral begins Garry's Mod machinima
- Alyx Vance intercepts kulade and CivGeneral
- kulade escapes
- Thunderfall rescued
- Alyx Vance intercepts kulade and CivGeneral
- Stylesrj converts to SupCom
- An elephant makes a CFC avatar; sells itself to a permabanned forumer
- Love formally leaves the story
- Mercenary Combine discuss joining Avatar Supreme Commander
- CivGeneral references CurtSibling
- choxorn changes avatar, drops da bomb
- The Arbiter, Rtas, Alien Lifeform killed
The Battle of Moscow
Page 39
- Finnish guerrillas attack Free Western base
- Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and random soldier escape
- Abaddon temporarily leaves CFC
- CivGeneral and Co. set course for Earth
- CivGeneral suggests defeating Thorvald's doppelgängers
- Stylesrj Avatar Army ambushes Poker Alice
- Bjørn informs Thorvald his doppelgängers are plotting war with Canada
- Thorvald brings CivGeneral up to speed on the situation on Earth
- Stylesrj warps past ASC forces back to Earth
- Kan' Sharuminar and Co. escape zombies in the TARDIc
- CivGeneral and Co. make planetfall outside Moscow
- Stylesjl re-enters story
Page 40
- taillesskangaru reappears, fused with Rocket
- kulade and Combine establish headquarters in Moscow
- Stylesrj introduces Cruise Missile running gag
- Rocket begins assault on Avatar forces
- Rocket offers to help CivGeneral and Co.
- DYOS 1 Zombies hijack Gogf, exeunt DYOS Consul
- choxorn demands to be featured in others' comics under threat of tank rush
- Invasion of Canada commences
- Chuck surrenders to Richtofen, tying up that dead-end plot
Page 41
- Stylesjl establishes headquarters in North Korea
- Stylesrj traces Cruise missiles to Church of Scientology, bombs it
- Scientologists sue for damages
- Bjørn performs introspective
- Sonic screwdriver appears next to cube housing Thunderfall's soul
- lord_joakim makes final report to kulade
- Transmissions intercepted by Coruscantis
- Church of Scientology hires Stylesjl for the prosecution
- Dostya presumed killed
- Stylesrj goes to North Korea in search of a defence lawyer
- Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda land in the Kremlin
- Crocker mind-controls fairies
- Timmy escapes into sewer
- CivGeneral and Co. navigate sewers, join street battle in Moscow
- Rocket reneges on treaty, declares open war on everyone
- choxorn arrives in Moscow with armoured regiment
- <e350tb's comic>
Page 42
- Church of Scientology v. Stylesrj begins
- CivGeneral and Co. storm the Citadel
- Dostya revealed alive, crash-lands in Moscow
- Stylesjl and taillesskangaru team up
- choxorn joins the posse, tailless lets slip rumours of a treasure trove beneath the Citadel
- CivGeneral and Co. confront kulade
- Thunderfall revealed re-captured
- kulade reveals one of CivGeneral's avatars freed
- Dostya bursts into citadel
- lord_joakim suffers internal crisis
- lord_joakim rockets off Arrakis
- Stylesrj fights North Korean music with pig-Japanese music
Page 43
- Thorvald attacks Combine Advisor with insecticide
- choxorn's tanks defeated in AAT counter-rush
- CivGeneral and kulade engage in lightsaber duel
- Bjørn gives sonic screwdriver to Thorvald
- Thorvald's doppelgängers assimilated
- Church of Scientology v. Stylesrj concluded; Stylesrj acquitted
- Thorvald announces release of Cold War Crisis for Command & Conquer: Generals
- kulade activates Force Storm
- CivGeneral defeats kulade, banishing him to the Land of Hiatus
Page 44
- Stylesjl and Co. plot invasion of Eastern Union
- <choxorn's comic>
- Force Storm shatters CFC network security
- Bjørn opens box, restoring Thunderfall's soul
- Thunderfall mitigates damage
- Bjørn opens box, restoring Thunderfall's soul
λftermath
Page 45
- CivGeneral and Co. rendez-vous at Black Mesa East
- tailless/Rocket prepares to enter Citadel cave
- Rocket places choxorn under arrest, has soldiers subdued
- Bjørn tells Thorvald he received Thunderfall's soul from Mr. Toyoda
- Thorvald has an episode
- Stylesjl storms into Siberia
- choxorn's wardens attacked by DYOS 1 Zombies
- choxorn flees
- Black Mesa East attacked by Taillenians
- CivGeneral and Co. exfiltrate to Ravenholm
- Battle of Parliament Hill
- Commando dispatched
Page 46
- General Grievous hired by the Combine to find "Thunderfall's cure"
- Bjørn completes his book
- Stylesjl foreshadows President Barack Obama, August 2008
- Gunboats engage in musical diplomacy
- choxorn zombified, takes charge
- Krieger defeats John Baird
- CivGeneral and Co. reach Poker Alice II
- CivGeneral ambushed by Grievous
- Bounty hunters duel; CivGeneral injured
- Protagonists escape
- taillesskangaru/Rocket enter tunnel beneath citadel ruins
- Troops eaten by zombies
- Stylesrj suffers bout of angst
Page 47
- Law Council of Australia organizes retrial of Church of Scientology v. Stylesrj
- mythmonster2 changes avatars, declares vendetta against Civilization Fanatics' Center
- Thorvald contracts CivGeneral to apprehend Mr. Toyoda for €200 000 000 000
- Thorvald satirizes 2008 South Ossetia war
- CivGeneral and Co. return to Moscow for medical treatment
- CivGeneral and Co. exeunt via Stryker IFV
- General Grievous begins tracking CivGeneral
Page 48
- Thorvald broadcasts a call to arms
- Stylesjl cancels invasion, heads for Japan
- choxorn tries to pursue tailless, blocked by DYOS Rules
- Stylesrj and crew land in Japan
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive at Coruscanti checkpoint
- CivGeneral receives 5¼" floppy disk
- Checkpoint ambushed by zombies
- CivGeneral and Co. grenaded by Grievous while escaping
- taillesskangaru hits a dead-end chasm
- orite, Rocket is a rocket
- A misinterpreted order delivers 50 vixens to Stylesrj
- CivGeneral and Co. resupplied by special forces squad
- CivGeneral and Co. proceed to mineshaft
- Alyx salvages 5¼" disk reader from derelict computer
- In the tunnels, CivGeneral and Co. encounter taillesskangaru/Rocket
Page 49
- taillesskangaru/Rocket & CivGeneral & Co. discover weapons cache belonging to Toyoda's forces
- Rocket tempts CivGeneral
- Stylesrj rips off "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences"
- Mjwhear joins the story
- Grievous sends Combine troops in pursuit of CivGeneral
- CivGeneral and Co. fend off zombies, discover Toyoda's secret cache
- <lord_joakim's comic>
- choxorn, infuriated by Stylesrj and Mjwhear, leads zombies to Tokyo
Page 50
- <CivGeneral's comic>
- "Turner's Private Army" sallies forth
- CivGeneral and Co. reach the surface
- taillesskangaru/Rocket arrested
- CivGeneral and Co. rendez-vous at Coruscanti dropzone
- mythmonster2 changes avatars, usurps leadership of Apolyton
- <choxorn's comic>
Page 51
- CivGeneral analyzes floppy disk, learns Toyoda's base of operations
- CivGeneral and Co. depart for Hokkaidō
- <e350tb's comic>
- Zombies overrun Honshū
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive in Kitami
- Questioning leads to local fear
- CivGeneral is informed of mythmonster2's coup
- taillesskangaru/Rocket blast out of prison, escape to Kashkand
- <e350tb's comic>
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter heavy presence of Toyoda's Civil Protection
- At apartment, a local police officer describes the police state
- CivGeneral finds Coruscanti diplomats murdered
- Door-to-door questioning locates Toyoda's house
- The Old Man informs CivGeneral and Co. Toyoda is overseas, and of Captain Ryuu Tōjō's responsibility for the police-state atmosphere
- In response to Sarah Palin, Aleksei Vasilii Guba commences Operation Save The Wolves And Mooses And Bears And Crap
- Stylesrj rips off Dungeons and Dragons
- Mr. Toyoda announces in televised broadcast that local agencies and his forces have been integrated
- CivGeneral and Co. arrested
- Stylesrj arrested in separate incident
- Sergeant Ishikawa releases CivGeneral and Co. from custody
- Stylesrj powergames his way out
Page 52
- choxorn delivers ultimatum to Hokkaidō, calling for surrender of Stylesrj
- Sergeant Ishikawa informs CivGeneral of the overall situation
- Ishikawa later arrested for dissent
- CivGeneral and Co. rendez-vous with Mejiko, acquire Civil Protection uniforms
- Stylesrj attempts to integrate with the story
- Mr. Toyoda is informed of the situation in Hokkaidō; suggests everything is going to plan
- lord_joakim announces (temporary) departure from CFC
Page 53
- Hokkaidō Uprising gains momentum
- CivGeneral and Co. infiltrate inner sphere, storm Tōjō's office
- Tōjō relinquishes command, recalls Major Ryouichi Sasaki, informs CivGeneral that Toyoda is in Germany
- choxorn storms office but Stylesrj flees
- Krieger and Peter Gradunov solve the mystery of RedStranger's stolen camera and pants
- choxorn offers to work with CivGeneral in exchange for the capture of Stylesrj
Page 54
- Stylesrj killed by Dostya, sent to Hell
- Major Sasaki arrives, takes charge of the situation
- CivGeneral meets Coruscanti aid team, Ishikawa
- CivGeneral accepts choxorn's proposal
- CivGeneral and Co. depart for Berlin
- General Grievous departs for Berlin
- <e350tb's comic>
- DYOS 1 Zombies invade the rest of Europe
- Thorvald parodies Kennedy's "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech
- General Guba delivers ultimatum to zombies in Eastern Union
- Timmy responds amicably to Thorvald's address
Page 55
- taillesskangaru rebegins hand-drawn cartoons
- taillesskangaru/Rocket subdue Toyoda's personnel hacking into the Taillenian starfleet
- Captain2 joins the story
- Stylesjl fires his supporting cast
- choxorn revises the Jesusland map
- CivGeneral and Co. ambushed by Combine in restaurant
- Food fight ensues
- Food fight unexpected, choxorn parodies Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch
- Food fight ensues
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter General Grievous
- Grievous reveals he delivered Thunderfall to kulade
- Grievous escapes
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter Mr. Toyoda
- Grievous reappears
- Free Western Army and Combine engage each other
- taillesskangaru/Rocket joined by third personality
- Captain2 plots Canadian resistance
Page 56
- <choxorn's comics>
- Grievous kidnaps Toyoda
- Toyoda's personnel place themselves at CivGeneral's disposal
- taillesskangaru/Rocket/conscience captured by Coruscantis
- taillesskangaru/Rocket/conscience wishes to redeem himself before CivGeneral
- Grievous begins interrogating Toyoda in Fort Schmerzen
- Captain2 bombs the Eastern Union-Canadian Friendship Centre
- Warhead joins the story
- "The Marshal" convenes the Canadian Junta in reaction to Captain2
- The Combine Empire invades Coruscant
- Mr. Toyoda resists waterboarding
- taillesskangaru/Rocket/conscience goes to a pub, escorted by choxorn
- Secret shortcut to Fort Schmerzen discovered
Page 57
- CivCube joins the story
- CivCube ambushed by avatar, killed
- CivCube's Evil Avatar established as lead character
- CivCube ambushed by avatar, killed
- CivGeneral and Co. rendez-vous at Corucanti-requisitioned house under siege
- CivGeneral informed of Combine–Coruscant War, provided estimated location of Fort Schmerzen
- <CivCube's comic>
- Spongebob Squarepants commissioned commanding colonel of Free Western Army rescue team for Timmy
- CivGeneral captures Combine officer
- Krieger and Gradunov explore the Fourth Wall
- GuitarHero's usurper joins the story
- Rodney Kroon suggests trying Stylesrj post-humously
- kill fire joins the story
- The zombies reach Greece, scared off by riots and fire
Page 58
- <choxorn's comic>
- GuitarHero's usurper's double-login joins the story
- Stylesjl resurrects Sidewinder Casino
- mythmonster2 determines he must become the new Avatar Supreme Commander
- Stylesrj rips off Red Alert 3, resurrects Blood Gulch Casino
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter Ishikawa, coordinate attack
- lord_joakim returns to Earth
- <azzaman333's comic>
Page 59
- Stephen Harper hypothesizes Michael Ignatieff had ties to the Invasion of Canada
- <e350tb's comic>
- Stylesrj and Stylesjl fight each other
- Spongebob, Patrick Star and Bill encounter Sandy Cheeks at a Free Western forward base
- Leeroy Jenkins charges into Fort Schmerzen
- Coruscanti Chancellor delivers a public address very similar to Franklin Roosevelt's fireside chats
- Mr. Toyoda continues resisting Grievous
- CivGeneral and Co. penetrate the bunker
- Combine bioweaponry discovered
- Ishikawa joins CivGeneral
- Mr. Toyoda expounds upon the Avatar Wars story
- Grievous fails to learn "Thunderfall's cure"
- taillesskangaru/Rocket/conscience split
- Conscience revealed Combine mole, traps them in white room
- General Guba explains his Guide to Killing Zombies
- The Narrator releases Rocket and choxorn for his nefarious purposes, demands $300 million each in recompense
- <Charles_Li's comic>
- choxorn leads the zombies to Germany
- <Perfection's comic>
- Thorvald begins Garry's Mod machinima
Page 60
- Dr. Wallace Breen established as leader of the Combine
- CivGeneral and Co. ambush General Grievous
- <Perfection's comic>
- Stylesrj invades Combine-controlled Coruscant
- <e350tb's comic>
- taillesskangaru apprehends Rocket
Page 61
- Thorvald Presents: Command & Canada: Generals
- choxorn fires his laser, kills DYOS 1 Zombies
- choxorn consolidates zombie army
- Ross Ray calls CivFanatics for support in apprehending Stylesrj
- Coruscanti Chancellor agrees to military alliance with Stylesrj
- General Grievous lets loose a witch
- CivGeneral and Co. battle the witch
- Grievous and Mr. Toyoda engage in lightsaber duel
- Grievous defeated; Toyoda offers "second chance"
- Grievous commits suicide
- Grievous defeated; Toyoda offers "second chance"
- Captain2's resistance officially begins
- Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Co. encounter Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte
- Captain2 seizes Parliament
- Deuskane pesters e350tb for a Ratte
- Coruscantis commence Operation Poker Face
- The Hacker emerges, Forum Games threads mass deleted
- Stylesrj launches amphibious assault on City 17
Page 62
- kulade & Co. bust into
the WolfsschanzeHell - <e350tb's comic>
- <Captain2's comic>
- choxorn and zombies hacked into the Unexisted Dimension
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter Combineized Mara Jade, escape
- CivGeneral and Co. exfiltrate Fort Schmerzen
- taillesskangaru and Rocket abducted by the Narrator
The Gem
Page 63
- CivGeneral and Co. return to Berlin
- Mr. Toyoda hires CivGeneral to recover the Gem for €200 000 000 001
- Thorvald nearly has an episode
- Mr. Toyoda hires CivGeneral to recover the Gem for €200 000 000 001
- Captain2 reveals abducted Eastern Union personnel
- Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Co. encounter Oberst von Cruisenburg
- Spongebob and Co. exfiltrate via Supermarine Spitfire
- Von Cruisenburg killed
- Canadian Junta proposes planting Krieger to rescue hostages
Page 64
- choxorn's comic gets Methos'd
- Stylesrj gets nuked
- It was Haruhi
- Republic of Coruscant defeats Combine invaders
- Benign witch provides CivGeneral with coordinates of Arrakis
- CivGeneral and Co. ambushed by Mara Jade, escape
- CivGeneral boards Star Destroyer bound for Arrakis
- taillesskangaru and Narrator meet
Page 65
- Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy and Co. board Red Dwarf bound for Arrakis
- choxorn demands refund from the Narrator, spoofs Methos's censorship
- CivGeneral informed Mara Jade tracking him
- Major Kusanagi revealed to be double agent favouring Coruscantis
- e350tb begins hand-drawn cartoons
- Napoleon revealed to be alive at secret Arrakeen base
- FDR revealed to be in league with Napoleon
Page 66
- Red Dwarf contacts Venator
- FDR makes open address to Coruscantis, Free Western Army
- Giant Death Robot goes berserk, bound for Arrakis
- taillesskangaru, Narrator set course for Arrakis
- Krieger captured by resistance
- CivGeneral visits space station
- Briggs Lightstar expounds upon the Gem
- CivGeneral and Co. ambushed by Combine
- Major Kusanagi facilitates escape
- Lightstar captured by Combine
- <e350tb's comic>
Page 67
- mythmonster2 rebuilds General Grievous
- mythmonster2 sets course for Arrakis
- Grievous rebels, recruits 1/3 of Apolyton army
- Grievous sets course for Arrakis
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive at space station orbiting Arrakis
- Clyde expounds upon the Gem
- taillesskangaru and Narrator arrive at station
- cool face running gag introduced
- <e350tb's comic>
- Coruscanti Chancellor assigns battle group to Arrakis
- CivGeneral and Co. make planetfall
- Giant Death Robot ravages Arrakis
- Narrator's task force scattered
- CivGeneral and Co. encounter Corporal J.C. Reitan
- Initial Coruscanti expedition revealed destroyed; Reitan sole survivor
- e350tb announces Race for the Gem
Page 68
- CivCube swims across oceans to Arrakis
- Combine commence full-scale assault on Arrakis
- CivGeneral and Co. engage in firefight
- Reitan abducted by Combine
- Free Western Army, Combine fight
- FDR interrogates/tortures Wanda
- Imperial soldiers discuss the Gem
- <Perfection's comics>
Page 69
- Captain2, Krieger meet
- Perfection finds the Gem; sets bait for other forumers
- Macha joins the story
- Vyacheslav Molotov recaps the plot
- choxorn finds Convenient Plot Devices
- Perfection loses Conventient Plot Devices; uses Inconvenient Plot Devices
- Georgy Kalanin ambushes Molotov
- Molotov assumed killed
- Perfection takes Draw Your Own Styles literally
Page 70
- CurtSibling and Thunderfall's ex-avatar plot recovery of the Gem
- Georgy begins hunting for the Gem
- Mikhail Kalinin presents "DYOS: A Satire"
- Molotov returns, explains away his shooting
- <Perfection's comic>
- Stylesrj begins ripping off meme songs
- Kan' Sharuminar posts a comic
- "This bites."
- Ahem Musaff assists CivGeneral in escaping Combine-ravaged Arrakeen
- Coruscanti/Free Western convoy attacked by sandworm
- Theodore Roosevelt bags a sandworm
- Sandy has a foreshadowing dream
- Theodore Roosevelt bags a sandworm
Page 71
- <Perfection's comic>
- Combine begin interrogating Reitan
- Reitan responds in riddles
- kulade and Thunderfall's avatar exposit on Grand Evil Scheme
- Perfection's Avatar overhears them, laughs evilly
- Combine aggression triggers war with the Imperial House Corrino
- Emperor Frederick Corrino IV dispatches Sardaukar to Arrakis
- Planet enters lockdown
Page 72
- Free Western Army lampoons Transformers/Michael Bay
- CivGeneral and Co. reach entrance to the Gem chamber
- Kan' Sharuminar arrives on Arrakis
- "Y'know, maybe not."
- choxorn escapes the Unexisted Dimension with a Convenient Plot Device
- Further interrogation of Reitan
- <e350tb's comic>
- CivCube reaches the Gem, captured by guards
- Perfection arrives on Arrakis with choxorn
- Zombies morphed into Perfection's former avatars
- Coruscantis and Imperium form military alliance
- Sardaukar arrive in force, begin counterattack against Combine
- CivGeneral and Co. sneak into Gem chamber
- Samus Aran breaks out of Combine detention centre at Nar Kreeta
- Dr. Breen interrogates Reitan personally
- Breen prepares private guard for planetfall
Page 73
- choxorn uses Convenient Plot Device to replace Perfection's avatars with Warthog ATVs
- Happy Canada Day!
- <Perfection's comic>
- Timmy invades Australia
- Whither DYOS?
- Dr. Breen, Mara Jade and Co. arrive in the Gem chamber
- Samus hijacks portal device, arrives in the Gem chamber
- Bratmon joins the story
Page 74
- mythmonster2 changes avatars, arrives in the Gem chamber
- taillesskangaru finds GDR out of fuel
- Georgy arrives in the Gem chamber
- Sergei Molotov arrives in the Gem chamber
- Genghis Khan arrives in the Gem chamber
- Vyacheslav Molotov arrives in the Gem chamber
- Mikhail Kalinin arrives in the Gem chamber
- Mikhail and Vyacheslav "reboot"
- Thorvald draws picture of most of the DYOS cast
- Mikhail and Vyacheslav "reboot"
- Stylesrj calls schenanigans
- General Kwai arrives in the Gem chamber, steals the Gem
- choxorn arrives in the Gem chamber
- George S. Patton, Benjamin Franklin, Theodore Roosevelt, FDR and Co. arrive in the Gem chamber
- Everyone else, get in line
Page 75
- Sergei Molotov revealed to be Ross Ray in disguise
- Georgy captured by the 333rd Special Air Service Squadron
- Break in Time-Space Continuum repaired; the Gem returned
- Law Council of Australia exeunt Arrakis
- Stylesrj arrives in the Gem chamber
- The Hacker hacks ImageShack, DYOS briefly replaced with haxed images and red x's
- Kevin Rudd attempts to rectify crisis in Australia
- Combine capture CivGeneral and Co., minus CivGeneral
- Samus escapes, joins CivGeneral in combat with Mara Jade
- Mara Jade killed
- Samus escapes, joins CivGeneral in combat with Mara Jade
- CivGeneral and Samus return to Gem chamber
- Combine officer touches the Gem
- Officer, Breen's guard killed
- Coruscantis defeat Combine on Arrakis; Breen captured
- Combine officer touches the Gem
- mythmonster2 changes avatars, kills imposter
Page 76
- kill fire begins Garry's Mod machinima
- choxorn begins Garry's Mod machinima
- CivGeneral and Co. return to the surface
- FDR found killed
- The Hacker makes public address
- The Gem recovered by Coruscantis
- CivCube joins the party
- Treaty of Arrakis signed
- Alyx Vance placed in stasis by the G-man
- CivGeneral and Co. awarded by the Republic of Coruscant
- Dr. Breen replaced by Nikita Brezhnev
- Greater German Space Reich assaults Daiban
- The G-man makes an interlude with CivGeneral and Samus, foreshadows the next thread
- Stylesrj drinks himself into a stupor
- choxorn uses Convenient Plot Device to provide starships
- choxorn and zombies exeunt Arrakis
- Convenient Plot Device expounds upon the Gem arc, Chosen Ones
- Emperor Frederick and Lady Elara discuss the Gem
Page 77
- Convenient Plot Device concludes plot exposition
- choxorn returns to Earth
THE END