Finland

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Republic of Finland

Suomen tasavalta
Republiken Finland

Member State of the Eastern Union
Flag of Finland
Flag
Coat of arms of Finland
Coat of arms
Anthem: Maamme (Vårt land)
Location of Finland
Capital
and largest city
Helsinki/Helsingfors
PreviousTurku/Abo
Official languagesFinnish, Swedish, Violence
Ethnic groups
Finnish, Swedish
Religion
Vodka
GovernmentDemocratic republic
• President
Sauli Niinistö
• Prime Minister
Juha Sipilä
National hero(es)The White Death, God-Emperor Kekkoken, HittiLitti
Independence
• Autonomy from Sweden
March 29, 1809
• Declared from Bolshevik Russia
December 6, 1917
• Recognized
January 4, 1918
Population5,489,097
• Density
We are everywhere, but you cannot see us!
CurrencySnow
Opening hoursCome if you dare!
Major exportsMobile phones, trees, metal bands
Major importsScandinavian-ness
Favourite pastimeSitting shirtless in the snow drinking vodka while sniping Russians
Drives on thewhole road
ISO 3166 codeFI
"Dad, what's a Finn?"
— Lisa Simpson
"Well, it's not quite a Slav, and it's not quite a Norseman, but maahaahaan... heeheehahahaha...
So, to answer your question, I don't know."
Homer Simpson
taillesskangaru exhibiting Union industrial solidarity with Mike the T.V.

Finland is a country in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Sweden to the west, Norway to the north, Russia to the east, and its cousin Estonia to the south via the Gulf of Finland. Finland was one of the founding members of the Eastern Union.

Finland is widely regarded as a capable military adversary after pwning the Soviets during World War II. For some inexplicable reason, FDR was able to recruit Finnish mercenaries who harrassed Free Western Army units in occupied territories following the Second Napoleonic War.


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