France

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République française

French Republic
Flag of France
Flag
National Emblem of France
National Emblem
Motto: Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
Territory of the French Republic in the world (excl. Antarctica where sovereignty is suspended)
Territory of the French Republic in the world
(excl. Antarctica where sovereignty is suspended)
Capital
and largest city
La belle Paris
Official languagesFrançais
GovernmentUnitary semi-presidential republic
National hero(es)Goscinny & Uderzo
Formation
• Francia
486
• West Francia
843
• Current constitution
5 October 1958 (5th Republic)
CurrencyL'euro, franc Pacifique
Major exportsWine, baked goods, Airbus
Major importsMuslims, romantic couples
Favourite pastimeProtesting
ISO 3166 codeFR
"We surrender!"
Common French military saying

France - that nation of frog-eating, deluded, rude, egoists - is located in Western Europe. Nothing there works due to the perpetual union strikes, and the government is too busy keeping out the evil, corrupting influence of the English language.

Stylesrj once had control of France during DYOS V, to disastrous effect. During the Avatar Wars, Napoleon returned to Take Over the World™, only to be defeated by an allied coalition, and from DYOS X on France has been under joint occupation by the Free Western Army and Eastern Union.

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