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"If we meet anyone, tell 'em we're cops."
Francis as depicted in Left 4 Dead
First appearance DRAW Your Own Story 11
Species Human
Gender Male
Date of birth Unspecified
Age 30s-40s


  • Repairman
  • Chronic complainer
Nationality American

Francis, is there anything you don't hate?


Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

Did I mention that he hates everything but vests?

Role in the DYOS universe

To bring in money to fund his zombie hunting safari, he and his friend Carlos took a side job as janitors at a local apartment complex, though they both spend more time criticizing the DYOS series than doing their work. In the DYOS universe Francis, along with his friend Carlos, function in a Statler and Waldorf-esque role, constantly complaining about the comic yet never giving it up.

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