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First appearance DRAW Your Own Story 11
No. appearances Too many to count
Aliases Gnome Chomsky
Species Garden Gnome
Gender Male
Date of birth N/A
Age N/A
Address Gnomadic
Occupation Lawn decoration, revolutionary
Starsign Do Garden Gnomes HAVE a star sign?
Religion Gnomeism
Nationality Gnomadic

I shall name him Geoff

Geoff is an anthropomorphic garden gnome. He is a companion to Kan' Sharuminar and a nightmare for Captain2.


Okaaaaay, Kan and the Gnome are getting a little too close...


Geoff had his start as an ordinary garden gnome until one day when CivGeneral, Kan' Sharuminar, and Captain2 were playing Left 4 Dead 2. Kan won the garden gnome at a shooting range and endeavoured to protect him as they made their way through the theme park. Kan and Geoff had many misadventures, much to the chagrin of Captain2, who grew increasingly alarmed at Kan's descent into insanity.

He is the namesake for the town in the unofficial official CFC Minecraft server, Port Geoff.

Role in DYOS

Damn I regret missing it now

—PrinceScamp on the First Adventures of Geoff

One night, as Captain2 was sleeping, there arose such a clatter that he... sat up, shrugged, and went back to bed. At his window materialized an ominous shadow of a gnome-like figure.[1] News reports the next morning detailed a takeover of Canada by an army of gnomes.[2] We can only speculate as to who their leader is...

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