- "There's no saying no in the gulag!" - Soviet Perfection
When they enter, they are greeted by several people who ask how the victim got in, while explaining how they got in ("I tried to overthrow X").
When the person answers, the leader of the group tells them they are a man (even a woman) of evil insanity and they should meet with someone five minutes after gruel at the south wall.
The person being met is Simon Darkshade who is said to be expecting them.
In some cases, another person is sent to the Gulag and Simon immediately has to go meet with them, leaving the person in the dark, which is then usually accompanied by a crashing noise.