Russia

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Russian Federation
Российская Федерация
Rossiyskaya Federatsiya
Member State of the Eastern Union
Winter! Vodka! Radiation! Kolkolkolkol!
Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "All Will Become One With Russia!"
Anthem: "Russia, now, always and forever!"
Capital
and largest city
Moskva/Moscow (NOT "Mos-cow")
Official languages Russian
Ethnic groups 80% Russian, 20% Others
Religion Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, Vodka
Government Democratic republic
 -  Tsar President Vladimir Putin
 -  Lapdog Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev
National hero(es) General Winter
Formation
 -  Kievan Rus' 882 
 -  Tsardom 1547 
 -  Empire 1721 
 -  RSFSR November 7, 1917 
 -  Soviet Union 10 December 1922 
 -  Federation 26 December 1991 
Population 143,056,383 (please do not look at our growth figure)
 -  Density
Currency Oil Rouble
Time zone We have many time zones to spare!
Major exports Communism, oil and gas, vodka, AK-47s, suitcase nukes, seats on the Soyuz, pictures of shirtless Putin
Major imports Capitalism, Nazism, foreign armies
"I've always been alone, so it's great seeing everyone so alive. Besides, soon it'll be the last chance I can see their faces. Whenever I imagine how they'd look begging for mercy, I can't help but smile.
— Ivan Braginski

In Soviet Russia, Story Draws YOU!