Ukraine

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Україна
Ukraine
Member State of the Eastern Union
Location of UkraineMember State of the Eastern Union
CapitalKiev/Kyiv/Kijev/Kyjiv/Qiyev/Kijow/Kijevas/Kwiw/Kiou/Kiow/Kiew/Kiovia/Kiiow/Kyyiv
Largest cityKiev/Kyiv/Kijev/Kyjiv/Qiyev/Kijow...etc
Official languagesUkrainian
Ethnic groups
Ukrainian, Russian, Polish, Tatar, Belarusian, Moldovan, and others
Religion
Not the Russian one
GovernmentMafia state Unitary semi-presidential republic
National hero(es)EVERYONE
Formation
• Kievan Rus'
882
• Kingdom of Rus'
1199
• Cossack Hetmanate
1649
• Ukrainian National Republic
March 17, 1917
• West Ukrainian National Republic
November 1, 1918
• Ukrainian SSR
December 30, 1922
• Independence from the Soviet Union
August 24, 1991
CurrencyHryvnia
Time zone20 years behind Western Europe
Major exportsTanks, giant Easter eggs, coloured revolutions
Major importsCommunism, Russian oil and gas
"You won't be weak like Ukraine, but STRONG like RUSSIA!"
taillesskangaru's friend

Ukraine is a republic definitely in Eastern Europe (except for the "Polish" western part, which is obviously in Central Europe). The country is among the wealthiest in Europe due to numerous mafia members and unfeasibly large farms, which are bigger than Earth itself since they all have at least seven dimensions. One day, Ukraine decides to invade Russia, setting off a chain of events that result in the formation of the Eastern Union.

Thorvald's taste for olive oil is rivalled only by horilka.

Notable Ukrainians

See also