Ukraine

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Україна
Ukraine
Member State of the Eastern Union
This is more poetic than it looks This better not be another eagle
Flag Coat of arms
Anthem: "Long Live the Fighters!"
CapitalKiev/Kyiv/Kijev/Kyjiv/Qiyev/Kijow/Kijevas/Kwiw/Kiou/Kiow/Kiew/Kiovia/Kiiow/Kyyiv
Largest city Kiev/Kyiv/Kijev/Kyjiv/Qiyev/Kijow...etc
Official languages Ukrainian
Ethnic groups Ukrainian, Russian, Polish, Tatar, Belarusian, Moldovan, and others
Religion Not the Russian one
Government Mafia state Unitary semi-presidential republic
National hero(es) EVERYONE
Formation
 -  Kievan Rus' 882 
 -  Kingdom of Rus' 1199 
 -  Cossack Hetmanate 1649 
 -  Ukrainian National Republic March 17, 1917 
 -  West Ukrainian National Republic November 1, 1918 
 -  Ukrainian SSR December 30, 1922 
 -  Independence from the Soviet Union August 24, 1991 
Currency Hryvnia
Time zone 20 years behind Western Europe
Major exports Tanks, giant Easter eggs, coloured revolutions
Major imports Communism, Russian oil and gas
"You won't be weak like Ukraine, but STRONG like RUSSIA!"
taillesskangaru's friend

Ukraine is a republic definitely in Eastern Europe (except for the "Polish" western part, which is obviously in Central Europe). The country is among the wealthiest in Europe due to numerous mafia members and unfeasibly large farms, which are bigger than Earth itself since they all have at least seven dimensions. One day, Ukraine decides to invade Russia, setting off a chain of events that result in the formation of the Eastern Union.

Thorvald's taste for olive oil is rivalled only by horilka.

Notable Ukrainians

See also