Australia

People's Republic of Australianistan A'Straiya
Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "She'll be right."
Anthem: "Ballad to a Suicidal Sheep-Stealing Tramp"
Capital	Canberra
Previous	Melbourne
Largest city	Sydney (commonly known as Satan's throneroom)
Official languages	Chinese, Strine, English, HEHWARDLISH
Ethnic groups	Multicultural
Religion	Cricket
Government	Federal parliamentary democracy
• Govenor-General (for the Chinese  Emperor)	Taillesskangaru
• First Lady	Stylesrj
• Casino Manager	Stylesjl
• Minister of Sound	Azzaman333
• Minister for the Dislike of Sydney	e350tb
National hero(es)	Shane Warne
Independence
• from the United Kingdom	January 1, 1901
Population	22 million ish
• Density	Less than zero per sq km in the desert, infinity per sq km on the Freeway at 8am.
Currency	Beer
Time zone	Several city and suburban  locations
Major exports	Food, minerals, uranium, actors, surfing stuff, crocodile hunters, drug dealers, bogans, racist politician, P-platers
Major imports	Doctors, international students, invasive species, internet censorship
National animal	Drop bears
Favourite pastime	Throwin' shrimps on the barbie
Drives on the	left

Stralya (incorrectly spelt as Australia) is an island-continent country to south of Asia. Stralyans are perpetually drunk and travel around in kangaroo pouches.

As of DYOS 11 the country (led by the hilarious Kevin Rudd) is being invaded by the Free Western Army.

Australian DYOSers: azzaman333, Stylesrj, Stylesjl, taillesskangaru (not really)

Some Australian CFCers: Dale, Simon Darkshade, Sharwood, Arwon, Masada, Friendly Fire, Camikaze, Lord Baal, Mongoloid Cow, PiMan, Ball Lightning, classical hero