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中华人民共和国 Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó People's Republic of China China | |
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 Flag
 Coat of arms
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Motto: "To get rich is glorious!" | |
.png) PRC-administered areas in dark green; PRC territorial claims in light green | |
| Capital | Beijing |
| Previous | Anyang, Luoyang, Xianyang, Chang'an, Chengdu, Jiankang, Datong, Ye, Kaifeng, Hangzhou, Nanjing, Yinchuan, Shangdu, Shenyang, Guangzhou, Wuhan, ;Chongqing... (yeah they've been around for while) |
| Largest city | Shanghai |
| Official languages | |
| Ethnic groups | Officially 56 |
| Religion | Officially atheist |
| Government | People's Republic[1] |
| National hero(es) | Plarq |
| Formation 5,000 years ago[2] | |
| Population | A lot. |
• Density | Siberia looks like a nice place... |
| Currency | Bribe (several bribes may result in a bullet) |
| Time zone | Ridiculously few[3] |
| Opening hours | 24 hours a day, seven days a week[4] |
| Major exports | Chinese people, civilization, inventions, Sun Tzu's Art of War, consumer goods, defective consumer goods, counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods, counterfeited counterfeited defective consumer goods with added poison |
| Major imports | Minerals, food, oil, communism, capitalism, the Olympics |
| National animal | Armed pandas |
| Favourite pastime | working |
| Drives on the | right [5] |
- For Zheng He's fleet, see Imperial Ming Space Navy
China still cool! You pay later! LATER!
—Chinese Ambassador
China is a large (very large) country in Asia. Chinese people invented everything.
See also
Notes
- ↑ Which of course means a repressive communist oligarchic autocracy
- ↑ People's Republic of China founded on October 1, 1949
- ↑ All of China officially follows one time zone, that of Beijing, even though some parts of the country should be 2-3 time zones behind Beijing
- ↑ Close for massacres
- ↑ Hong Kong and Macau drive on the left
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