Chronological list of events in DYOS XI
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The following is essentially an undated timeline of DRAW Your Own Story 11.
Link to DRAW Your Own Story 11: THE HAAAAX!
Hackergeddon
- The Hacker hacks CFC's OT forum, thus closing it
- Lord Joakim wanders in the rain
- Stylesrj explode
- Perfection vandalizes a random building. USA #1!
- Posters of CivFanatics discover OT closed and locked
- Mjwhear's computer fries
- CivGeneral & Samus Aran taken to the vaults
- One Hour War
Page 2
- Lucifer begins his quest
- Darth Cheney enters the fray
- Stylesjl reestablishes the SW Casino, again
Page 3
- Thorvald of Lym hits 2,000 posts
- Darth Cheney's Reagan Star destroyed
- Harald and Eastern Union government discuss lack of federal symbolism
- Anatoly Cherdenko time-travels to Helsinki, 1993
- "Let's Work Together" made Union anthem
- choxorn discovers the edit tag disappeared, rants about Moderators' lack of humor
- Darth Cheney escapes
- Space Pirates hit Lucifer
- Lucifer loses his beloved hat
Page 4
- Battle between Barack Obama and Joe Biden over SW Casino
- Most DYOS lost in confusion
- Lucifer encounters the Three Wise Guys
- Group travels to Earth
- Cruise Missile gag used against Biden
- SW Casino destroyed by Darth Cheney
- Along with Post Office
Page 5
- Stylesrj begins his journey into hackspace
- CFCMAN heads to Poland
- Stylesrj disappears in hackspace
- Lucifer's hat falls on one of Kan's ducks
Page 6
- Kan' Sharuminar encounters Lucifer & the Three Wise Men in a canoe
- Kan leaves the four occupants sleeping
Page 7
- choxorn engages the Hacker (using a demon avatar)
- Vault Doors open in the Republic of Coruscant
- Major Kusanagi gives CivGeneral and Samus Aran a quest to hunt the Hacker
- CivGeneral and Samus head into the wasteland of Coruscant
- CivGeneral and Samus find an abandoned house
- Software Pirates rumors start to spread
- Admiral Zheng He heads to Civfanatica
- Stylesrj returns from hackspace
- Stylesrj makes lame joke about tacos
- Minor brain damage reported from headbashing against walls
- Stylesrj makes lame joke about tacos
Page 8
- Lucifer and the Three Wise Men make planetfall onto Earth (rather unpleasantly)
- Hacker delivers a Muffy to them
- Canoe burns up on re-entry
Page 9
- Hacker hacks the Gogf
- Captain2 commits to driving the Eastern Union out of Canada
- Canadian resistance invades Danzig
- Captain2 demands moar Bill hats
- The Gogf crash-lands in Poland
- Kan heads to Poland via the TARDIc
- CivGeneral and Samus encounter Ellis
- Ellis offers to take CivGeneral and Samus to New Port City
- Ellis almost runs over Lucifer
- Lucifer joins the posse
- Dr. Adolf Zimmer reveals that Mother Brain 2.0 poses a grave danger
- Major Kusanagi debriefs the doctor
Page 10
- Hacker wipes Sydney off the map
- The Three Wise Guys and the muffy land somewhere on Earth
Page 11
- taillesskangaru makes a Charles Schulz Snoopy parody
- Kan arrives at Poland
- Admiral Zheng He arrives at Poland
- Mother Brain 2.0 demands more Metroid DNA
- Hacker conducts a massive portal transfer of muffies and deathclaws
- Three Wise Men encounter a deathclaw
- Heavy Weapons Guy and Cammy White encounter a deathclaw
- Republic Grand Arena closed until further notice
- Hacker conducts a massive portal transfer of muffies and deathclaws
- Lord Joakim makes random conversation
- Minutes later, head explodes
Page 12
- BLU Spy revealed to be the G-man
- Darth Vader, not invited to a rave, gets mad
- Lord Joakim encounters a computer demanding more money
- Muffies cause choxorn to crash in Poland
Page 13
- Stylesrj is re-united with his long lost wife, Rhiza Kalanin
- Immediate confusion of her with Major Kusanagi by Stylesjl
- Stylesjl begins writing comics horizontally, is found much less annoying
- Stylesjl begins plans to attract more gamblers to his casino
- CivGeneral recaps the One Hour War
- Dr. Zimmer elaborates Mother Brain, housing facility
- Princess Leia refuses to divulge location of alcohol
- Stylesrj and Rhiza return to the Secret Base
- Suddenly, Enclave!
- Police raid on Manzen Temple
- Crew remains obstinate; Vader orders complete search of ship
Page 14
- Enclave revealed to be one of his Space Marine Stargate Teams playing a joke on him
- Stylesrj's base is HAAAAX!ed by the Hacker
- Deathclaws and Enclave Remnants are sent through the Stargate
- They immediately identify and give chase to Rhiza
- Deathclaws and Enclave Remnants are sent through the Stargate
- Stylesrj's base is HAAAAX!ed by the Hacker
- Alex Merc and Roger Faarlander decide to ditch Mother Brain
- Faust and Mephiles have a scrap
- Zheng He gets an e-mail from his daughter
- "Was a eunuch?"
- Captain2 blows a chunk out of Danzig
- e350tb celebrates a recent purchase[comic missing]
- Enclave invasion thwarted by Dr. Hax
Page 15
- Air Eastern Union crash-land scatters Captain2's beachhead
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive at Coruscanti facility to battle deathclaws
- Everybody ignores Lucifer
- Quest for Project Titan begins
- Rhiza and Stylesrj seek out captured Enclave databases being controlled by the Republic of Coruscant in order to complete a missing Stargate address.
- Captain2 posts a comic, but I can't remember what it is. :(
- Rocket's Christmas booze is stolen, receives a muffy instead
Page 16
- Christmas/Festivus comics air, loved by all
Page 17
- Lucifer steals Ellis' car and hotroads it out of New Port City.
- Lucifer drives into a lake and begins to hunt a duck which has his hat.
Page 18
- Stylesrj converts his base into a spaceship.
- He and Rhiza Kalanin head for Alpha Centauri in search of an Enclave base.
- Rodney McKay is hired to the group.
- Captain2 posts another comic, also lost. :(
- Themi Zermini gets married to a wagon of hotcakes by the Pope
- Themi may be pregnant
Page 19
- Stylesjl assembles tools of war
- Stylesjl receives mysterious note to rendez-vous at An Abandoned Diner
- Whomp and Rik Meleet ask Kan' to repair the Gogf's engines
- Stylesrj messes around with alternate realities
Page 20
- The Gogf is brought back on-line
- Stylesjl arrives at the diner, accosted by Jessica Daibijin in a satire of Stylesrj and Rhiza
- Dr. Zimmer warns of the dangers of Mother Brain, provides deactivation code
- The Hacker makes world address, colourizes the moon
- Stylesjl launches ground assault against the Hacker, thwarted
- The Laughing Man provides Major Kusanagi with a clue to the Hacker
- Stylesrj, Rhiza and Rodney commence attack on Chiron
- Rudolph Krieger rescues Union hostages in Canada, leaves thread to defend Germany
- Stylesjl readies the Monitor Storm
- Overuse of the alternate reality viewer destabilizes Stylesrj
- Major Kusanagi discusses the Hacker with Bernard Froggy
Page 21
- Sentry bot hacked, kills Froggy
- Kusanagi dives into cyberspace, confronts Hacker
- Hacker pulls pranks, disappears
- Kusanagi dives into cyberspace, confronts Hacker
- Monitor Storm destroyed by HAX
- Rhiza hacks the Fallout 3 console to resize menacing deathclaw
- Hacker reveals Pul Wat Aa to be himself all along
- choxorn tries to wrap his head around Stylesrj's plot, calls shenanigans
- Many people ask about the restaurant with all the goofy crap on the walls and the mozzarella sticks
- choxorn tries to wrap his head around Stylesrj's plot, calls shenanigans
Page 22
- Stylesjl drinks himself into a stupor
- Captain2 arrives in Moscow, proposes hand-to-hand combat to decide the fate of Canada
- Ivan Drago performs a Falcon Punch on Captian2
- Captain2 killed by Ivan Drago
- Ivan Drago performs a Falcon Punch on Captian2
- Styesrj becomes convinced he is Altair ibn La-Ahad
- People are becoming concerned of Stylesrj's sanity
- Stylesrj, Rhiza and Rodney reach main computer terminal
- Hacker replaces terminal with Muffy
- Spectators start placing bets on how many muffies are seen in the course of DYOS XI
- Rhiza shrunk and assaulted by a soldier with a chainsword
- Soldier has several degree burns to his eyes
- Attack Pattern Citrus is applied to Rodney
- Hacker replaces terminal with Muffy
- Kevin Rudd fails to catch a train - many times
Page 23
- Stylesjl tries to redeem himself, joins Georgy Diplomatic Corps. Nine targets are set out, a diplomatic agreement must be signed with them all
- First task is to seek Daibijin's help
- After seeking help, he goes to find his brother, #2 on the list
- First task is to seek Daibijin's help
- Rhiza is disabled by the enemy and captured
- Stylesrj is helpless to save her
- Captain2's funeral is held
- Rhiza wakes up in a pickle (jar)
- Enclave base leader determined to be General "Pinpoint" Townes
- Co-Commander is General Alexis Alexander
- Enclave base leader determined to be General "Pinpoint" Townes
- Stylesrj's legal case finally catches up to him
- He has two "DYOS weeks" to return to Earth, get a lawyer and prepare his case
Page 24
- Joseph Crane established as Captain2's main character
- Stylesrj negotiates with General Ironside. General insults him
- Not such a good idea. Ironside now lies on the floor with his face punched in
- Stylesjl gets captured by the Enclave
- Townes brings up an ultimatum. Stargate, or dead wife
- Stylesrj finds out that the Hacker wasn't responsible for the tricks in the Enclave base, but Townes all along
- Space fleet launched
- Jessica Daibijin arrives over Chiron to "assist" Stylesjl
- Taniciusfox enters the story
- Admiral Zheng contacts Coruscant
CivFanatic Strikes Back
Page 25
- CivGeneral and Samus prepare to head to Zebes
- Dr. Ivo Robotnik contacts the Coruscantis
- The Hacker proposes "partnership" with Dr. Robotnik
- Dr. Robotnik employed by the Coruscantis under heavy supervision
- Joseph Crane has a leaky pen
- Townes responds to fleet attacks from his enemies by altering the deal
- Rhiza is eaten.
- Jessica's fleet is cut in half by Townes' Laser Uplink Cannons
- Townes now threatens to kill Stylesjl, unless a Stargate can be delivered
- Georgie breaks in and takes Stylesjl away
- Rhiza is presumed not dead and in fact, feeling fine enough to walk
Page 26
- Silho and Tanicius the Fox land on top of Shadow
- Zarn ambushes software pirates on the Desert System
- The Crimson Binome escapes
- Space Pirate slave Roxane Rose introduced
- Coruscanti generals, in collaboration with Combine officials, prepare defence of Nar Kreeta
- taillesskangaru fished out of the water by Zheng He's fleet
- Stylesrj and Ironside inflict heavy damage on Townes' defences
- Lucifer fails to reclaim hat from duck
- Lucifer plans to infiltrate NASA
Page 27
- Dave the Toothbrush has marital problems
- Rhiza continues to taunt Townes with scientific knowledge
- Dave the Toothbrush is fired
- Stylesjl performs diplomacy with Montezilla
- Generals Leang and Kwai begin narration of the "Noodle Incident"
- Peter Gradunov demystifies bagged milk
- Lucifer encounters unnamed familiarity, who informs him his brother is returning home
- lord_joakim cameo
Page 28
- Assassination attempt on Stylesjl; Jessica "rescues" him
- The Hacker hacks narration of Stylesrj's comic
- Haruhi Suzumiya usurps control of Sidewinder Casino
- Stylesjl fires Suzumiya
- Suzumiya declares intention to found rival casino
- Narration of the Noodle Incident concludes
- CivGeneral lampoons Mathalamus in Imperium Offtopicum
Page 29
- Stylesrj gets serious, bursts into Townes' room
- Mephisto senses a shift in the balance of power
- Thorvald lampoons Mathalamus in Imperium Offtopicum
- Stylesrj, Townes, et al. engage in Final Fantasy showdown
Page 30
- Pirate frustrated by garrysmod.org instigating validity check
- Lucifer bullies his way into NASA
Page 31
- Silho's background elaborated
- Stylesrj slays Townes
- Townes reveals the Enclave Remnant is a front
- Alexis killed by unknown assassin
- e350tb joins Imperium Offtopicum, invades Byzantium, Mathalamus ragequittum
- Stylesrj exhausts his monthly bandwidth limit; unable to load comics
Page 32
- Octavia Deaconescu hypothesizes deconstructing the Sydney hack
- Suzumiya establishes rival casino
- Laughing Man image appears everywhere
- CivGeneral disappoint
- Laughing Man image appears everywhere
- Stylesrj lies on deathbed
- APRIL FOOLS! The Hacker saves him for the lulz
- CivGeneral contracts a hitman on Stylesjl
- APRIL FOOLS! (?)
Page 33
- Stylesjl makes a Downfall parody.
- Lucifer penetrates Satellite Control
- CivGeneral and Samus arrive on Zebes
- Navigate the catacombs, battle Nazi zombies, giant reptiles, etc.
Page 34
- CivGeneral doesn't like spam
- Stargate Command attacked by aliens
Page 35
- Rhiza infiltrates alien ship, battles crew
- CivGeneral and Samus destroy Mother Brain
Page 36
- Kusanagi informed of orbital defence compromise, hacks laser satellite
- Lucifer fails to kill the duck
- Rhiza and Rosalina debate plausibility
- Emergency cabinet session with Stylesjl
- Rhiza subdued by aliens
Page 37
- Suzumiya intorturegates Taniciusfox on the Hacker's whereabouts
- Stylesrj arrives to rescue Rhiza
- Stylesrj toasts aliens as Rhiza sneaks out
- CivGeneral and Samus run into Space Pirates
- Liberal references to The Gmod Idiot Box
- CivGeneral claims Chozo power armoured suit
- Rhiza hacks ship's computer, uncovers a memo from Commander Laes
- CivGeneral overloads Mothership reactor
- Roxane Rose secures an evac, party evacs
- Kusanagi informs CivGeneral of situation with Lucifer
Page 38
- Leang and Kwai answer fan mail
- Stylesjl and crew use Industrious Beam on Ryōko Asakura to fight mind-controlled Daibijin
- Stylesrj battles Mulcarn
- Kyon is dissatisfied with Haruhi's comic
- Stylesrj bests alien captain
- Ryōko frees Daibijin
- Joseph Crane orders cleaning supplies
- Stylesrj & Co. scuttle Stargate Command, attempt to fly to Project Titan via Comet Observatory
Battle of Nar Kreeta
Page 39
- mythmonster2 (unofficially) rejoins the story
- Marsha Conrad arrives in Nar Kreeta, scolds Combine officer
- CivGeneral and Samus arrive
- Everyone lampshades DYOS 10.5
- Crazy Dave makes special guest apperance
- Everyone lampshades DYOS 10.5
- CivGeneral opens up inter-dimentional portal for Combine Advisors
- Portal machine destabilizes and explodes
- CivGeneral and Samus arrive
- Start of CivGeneral's chapter of his Haaax storyline: "Broken Monitor"
- CivGeneral and the Hacker confronts each other
- The Hacker plans to invade Nar Kreeta
- Lucifer summons Faust, Mephiles, and other demons
- Demons confronted by Coruscantis
- Lucifer, Faust and Mephiles evacuate
- Stylesrj's gang battles unknown enemies
- Stylesjl summons all forces to Nar Kreeta
- CivGeneral and the Hacker confront on Nar Kreeta
- Hacker attempts to hack Samus out of existence
- Samus "saved" by the G-man
- Coach introduced
- CivGeneral rescues Jill Valentine
- Hacker attempts to hack Samus out of existence
Page 40
- Stylesrj tributes Mother's Day and his birthday
- Fate West introduced
- The Hacker conjures up a snow storm on London.
- Free Western Army activates Echelon 1 in response to the Hacker
- The Hacker sets up Nar Kreeta the bomb
- CivGeneral, Jill and Coach cover evacuating Coruscanti forces
- CivGeneral and Co. enter space battle above the planet
- CivGeneral, Jill and Coach cover evacuating Coruscanti forces
- Stylesrj joins Nar Kreeta fight
- Stylesjl's cronies assemble near Nar Kreeta
- Coruscantis eliminate Lucifer's minions
- Lucifer unveils plan to reset the Universe
Page 41
- Joseph Crane learns pink-margined lined paper is discontinued
- Law Council of Australia issues warrants for the forcible apprehension of Stylesrj
- CivGeneral coordinates defence with Stylesrj
- Suzumiya pulls a Leeroy to disastrous effect
- Laes' forces arrive
- Yuki Nagato arrives with reinforcements for Stylesjl
- Jill and CivGeneral sabotage reactor of one of Laes' ships
- Marsha informs CivGeneral of the Hacker's retreat
- Marsha exhibits anti-hacking device
- Carlos and Francis lambast Stylesrj's narrators
Page 42
- Stylesrj lays damaged dreadnought as bait for Laes' fleet
- Dr. Kleiner analyzes the ethereal substance from Lucifer's minions
- Kusanagi destroys the sample as it attempts to evolve
- Erwin and Monty hold a contest, fined for breach of traffic bylaws
- CivGeneral puts an alert out to space traffic for Lucifer
- One of Stylesjl's ships is HAAAXed into cheese
- Laes' fleet arrives in force, commanded by the Sajuuk
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proposes to nuke Iran before Domination3000
- CivGeneral lampoons choxorn's computer woes
- Coruscanti fleet withdraws
- Rebecca Chambers introduced
Page 43
- Stylesjl commences bombardment and prepares to board Laes' fleet
- Laes invites Stylesjl to a "chat"
- Stylesjl boards Sajuuk and has dinner.
- Laes invites Stylesjl to a "chat"
- Rhiza engages in a hack-off with the Hacker.
- Laes makes Stylesjl an offer he "cannot refuse"
- Laes sways Stylesjl to his side
- Stylesrj lands in the Sajuuk
- Rhiza appear suddenly, having won the hack-off somewhat...
- Fighter Squadron 60 attempts to pull as Star Wars on the Sajuuk; eradicated
- Stylesrj and Rhiza confronted by Laes
- Laes reveals he is SEAL SEAL
- Laes goes off on an existential tangent
- Laes and Stylesrj prepare to duel
- Laes and Stylesrj break for afternoon tea
- Ryōko and Yuki recount their honeymoon
- Laes and Stylesrj prepare to duel
- Leang and Kwai and Fate answer actual fan mail
- Jill recovers a reality-warping "toolgun"
- CivGeneral scuttles Laes' ship
- Albert Wesker discusses the "appropriation" of Faye Valentine and the OS-tan
- Stylesrj presents: Draw Your Own Creek
(Editor's Note: This is the point where this Editor, after going through almost ten pages of the thread at a single sitting, stops trying to contain his laughter and rolls on the floor cackling like a mad man).
Page 44
- Merc and Faarlander unleash lord_joakim
Page 45
- Stylesjl and crew flee the Sajuuk
- Stylesrj battles Laes, wins
- Stylesjl's crew announce plans to split up
- Taniciusfox reveals
otherworldly powershyper-evolved nature - Sarah Bunt is introduced
- Outside her home, she is contacted by a man with a strawhat who "knows she is looking for Someplace"
- CivGeneral rescues Stylesrj and Rhiza
- Sajuuk self-destructs
- Jill and CivGeneral wedded
- Thorvald and choxorn arrive for cameo
- Wesker elaborates on biological weaponry
- Edward Richtofen introduced
Page 46
- Rhiza and Stylesrj bicker over who beat Laes
- Dostya recovers Laes' severed arm and becomes Dostya SEAL
- Stylesrj hires Princess Peach as team medic
- Stylesjl's Crew in: Where Are They Now?™
- CFCMAN debarks his flight, only to find the Hacker has moved out of range
Page 47
- Sexy time with Jill!
- Stylesrj dreams of beating Laes
- Mathalamus and Omega124's spats in Imperium Offtopicum IV are lampooned
- Stylesjl's assembles a new team
- Space Pirates struggle to deal with Mephiles
- Mysterious guy talks to Hacker
- Lucifer got his hat back (FINALLY!)
- FWA confronts Riley on Thear 5
- The Hacker hacks the World Cup.
Revenge of the Pirates
Page 48
- Taniciusfox attempts to demonstrate his seduction power on Sonic the Hedgehog
- A painful experience
- And not in a good way
- A painful experience
- Hacker henchman Voltaire retrieves Dr. Eggman's database
- Explains the history of Mobius to the Hacker
- Hacker now wants to obtain a roboticizer.
- OMGWTFBBQ What... WHAT IS THIS?!?!? This is a picture of me and y--- oh OH GOD *vomits*
- Hacker now wants to obtain a roboticizer.
- Explains the history of Mobius to the Hacker
WinstonKan is back- Masquerouge is down
- Darth Barnabus introduced, stuck in Forum Games
- Zheng He returns to the story
- Promptly breaks the Fourth Wall
- CivGeneral and Jill Valentine have a private moment.
- Rebecca Chambers and Princess Peach
have a private momentexchange medical knowledge (with choxorn dropping by)
- Rebecca Chambers and Princess Peach
- Dr. Richtofen appropriates T-Virus and Tyrant
- Dr. Kliner present Liberty Prime to Major Kusanagi
- Kusanagi is informed of break-in at the New Port City Citadel
- CivGeneral ambushed by Sylux
- The G-Man and the Hacker have a pleasant conversation.
- G-Man explains the motives of CivGeneral's avatars during the Avatar Wars
- G-Man lets the Hacker borrow Samus for a week.
- G-Man explains the motives of CivGeneral's avatars during the Avatar Wars
- Kan confronts the man who hacked the Gogf; turns out to be Till
- Till challenges Kan to a duel. Kan chooses to duel at dawn (ie. right now)
- Stylesrj et al. discuss the abdication of Kevin Rudd
- Stylesrj and crew learn epic
retconbackstory to Project Titan
- Stylesrj and crew learn epic
Page 49
- As punishment for the Rule 34 picture of the Hacker x Voltaire, Voltaire is dispatched to Mobius on observation duty, promptly beginning to wreak havoc on the Kingdom of Mercia
- Voltaire ponders that he'll do anything in order to kill "him."
- Zack busts Darth Barnabus out of Forum Games
- Kan is shot and falls off the Gogf
- Ming Navy arrives at Mobius
- Admiral He and taillesskangaru philosophize
- SuperBeaverInc. fails to save Kan
Page 50
- Jill and CivGeneral confront Richtofen in the citadel
- Richtofen releases the Tyrant
- Tyrant lured into the core, destroyed
- Richtofen caught by CG caught by Hacker caught by Barney
- Hacker challenges Jill to a grudge-match v. Samus
- Richtofen escapes, runs into and recruits Eggman
- Richtofen releases the Tyrant
- The Gogf honours the heroic sacrifice made by Masquerouge
- Stylesjl and crew set course for Saskatchewan-NWT border
- Richtofen (Mannie) crashes the jet
- choxorn recounts his stay in Poland
- choxorn hired as prosecutor by the Law Council of Australia
- Till steals the TARDIc
- Happy Canada Day!
Page 51
- Sandy shot by Riley
- something something DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
- A rejuvinated Sandy and Spongebob learn Patrick was captured
- something something DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
- StylesTV: Nothing Happens
- Omega124 joins the fray
- Stylesrj is attacked by the Department of Affirmative Action Australia
- One of his cast will be killed.
- Everyone votes Princess Peach
- One of his cast will be killed.
- Omega starts a rebellion in New York
- Till hacks the wiki
Page 52
- Mikuru Asahina fires her laser at the Iranian base
- Ahmadinejad retaliates with self-named punch
- Adolf Hitler grows impatient waiting for a new comic OH MY GOD LIVE-ACTION SEQUENCE!?!?!?
- Rodney dies
- choxorn lampoons IOT2
- Ashley strands a giantized Tama Shepard with Stylesrj
Page 53
- Alex, Roger, and Mephiles, escape lord_joakim via shuttle eject
- Wesker reflects on meeting with Dr. Breen once-upon-a-time
- Styles himself CivGeneral's Chief Antagonist
- Grudge-Match: Samus v. Jill
- Samus surrenders
- Alyx Vance released by the G-man
- Iran recovers Project Titan artifact, Yuki Nagato
- GRUDGE-MATCH ROUND II!
Page 54
- CivGeneral lampoons Ye Olde Imperium Offtopicum
- Shepard shrunk to manageable size
- Awkward moments a-plenty
- Dalia Shepard revealed to be mystery assassin
- Ahmadinejad releases Yuki
- Georgie mass-messages DYOS with location of Project Titan
- TARDIc initiates anti-Till defence
- Kevin Rudd receives e-mail from Vladimir Putin reminding him of his mission
- Crew of the Gogf battle zombies
- Till's hack of the Gogf allows Hacker to hack defences
- Postcount eliminated; Perfection goes catatonic
Page 55
- Captain2 gets better
- Uses the Death Fuji to go back in time and rescue Kan' Sharuminar
- Wesker and the Hacker research robotization.
- CivGeneral avoids mugging
- CivGeneral and Jill share a private moment at night
- Kwai and Leang answer fan mail
- Kan and Captain2 ambushed by Rake, a powergamer
Umbrella Awakened
Page 56
- DYOS is moved to Arts and Entertainment [2]
- A hit is put on Kyon
- Captain2 and Kan eject onto Rake's camera-ship
- Captain2 pwn3d by Rake
- Kan sacrifices self to restore harmony
- Umbrella Corp. prepares to land on Hyrule
- CivGeneral and Jill meets Virgil
- CG and Co. battle zombies
- Kusanagi is brought up to date on everything
- kill fire rejoins the story as The Spy
Page 57
- Stylesrj and the gang defeat Dalia
- Arrival at Project Titan, along with just about everyone Stylesrj has ever faced in DYOS
- Kan' lands in a spaceship evading TIE fighters
- Falls out during evasive manoeuvres
- Spongebob and Sandy stumble upon "backup" roboticizer
- Sandy (benignly) robotized
- Stylesrj and Co. enter planetary atmosphere and joust with multiple evil counterparts
- Leang and West prepare to duel for... something
Page 58
- Gruekiller and Master Shake depart for Ethiopia
- Till negotiates with Perfection for release/saving the Gogf
- CivGeneral and Co. meet Wesker
Page 59
- Gruekiller stalked at the airport
- Everyone busts in on Project Titan
- Kwai must Make A Choice
- Rake banished to Zero Punctuation
- Gruekiller confronts assassin
Page 60
- CivGeneral's characters embark on rigorous
re-educationdevelopment - Major Kusanagi brought up to speed
- CivGeneral and Co. overpower Sylux
- Faye liberated from Omega-tan
- Roxane revealed to be an unwitting sleeper agent
- Rebecca underscores urgency of medical treatment for CivGeneral
- Faye liberated from Omega-tan
- Amanda Lockheart "replaces" Coach
Page 61
- 'Spreading Worldwide Communism, Proletariat Revolution and Overloading it with Marxist Leninsm with Itsuki Koizumi
and Haruhi SuzymiyaShining a Path Brigade' [sic] vandalizes Nar Kreeta lemon plantation- "Get off my lawn!" cries Walter, tank in gear
- The fight for Project Titan begins (this time for sure!)
- Kwai fakes death, reveals Fate to be a poser, crushes her with tank
- TARDIc teleports Gogf back to Off-Topic
- Contact lost with Whomp
- Election Day Australia
- About two weeks later, it's still ongoing.
Page 62
- Zheng He recounts success of Mobius mission
- First there was Alexander...
Page 63
- Fate West is Fate Shepard
- mythmonster2 prank-called by Bart Simpson
- Wesker meets with Doctors Richtofen and Eggman to recap
- Dr. Jonas tends to CivGeneral
- Shadow, Taniciusfox and Silho receive a distress message from Mercia (off-screen)
- Attacked on arrival by Rob O' the Hedge, sender of the message
- Captain2 hits it off with hospital nurse
Page 64
- Project Titan: Nothing but fight, fight, fight
- Hitler unamused to learn Himmler anything but condemned Taniciusfox
- Valerie joins Gruekiller
- Passenger jet intercepted by fighter
Page 65
- Captain2 receives a night visitor
- Merc, Faarlander and Mephiles awake in Hyrule
Page 66
- Captain2 engages in awkward conversation
- CivGeneral and Co. confront Wesker, who promptly flees
- choxorn and the zombies bust into Project Titan, but politely told to get out
- choxorn and all the other characters leave for pizza
- Flashback to Zheng He's fight with Alexander of Macedon
- Captain2 dumps his true love
- Tama recounts her family adventures
- And the battle continues
Page 67
- Umbrella Corp. brass discuss Hacker's "fall-back plan"
- Abaddon rejoins the story
- The Composer elucidates Lucifer to the Hacker and declares himself
- Abaddon encounters Mirc
- Rosalina extorts CivGeneral
- Abaddon and Mirc chat
- taillesskangaru presents the most horrifying yarn of terror you will EVER READ
Page 68
- Stylesrj commences the Epic Retcon, featuring the C&C Generals
- Interlude with Galava characters
- Mail Bag with Stylesjl
- Glenn Beck rationalizes (ZOMG!) Lucifer = Satan
Page 69
- More Mail Bag with Stylesjl
- Umbrella underlings act like kids
- September 21: The Day They Clogged The Servers
- Stylesjl loses his ability to create 50ft monsters, thanks to Tama Shepard's intervention.
- Dostya SEAL nabs Project Titan and runs off in a dropship.
- Marth and Martha Shepard pledge truce to stop this from happening.
- Dropship is shot down by Tama Shepard.
- Marth and Martha Shepard pledge truce to stop this from happening.
- Reynaud's software pirates set course for Space Pirates
- Spongebob and Sandy stalked in New Port
- Kusanagi brings CivGeneral up to speed on the situation
- Roxane enters chemically-induced fury
- P30 device cannot be safely removed; Roxane killed
- CivGeneral suggests S.T.A.R.S. mission to Hyrule
Page 70
- Even More Mail Bag with Stylesjl
- Things get wonky in Galava
- Stylesrj's credbility is put into question with his final mission with X-COM
- This doesn't work, and in fact strengthens Martha Shepard's resolve to support Stylesrj over the Iranians
- Gruekiller dons Samurai Battle Armour and accosts the jet
- CivGeneral and Co. and Songebob and Co. come under fire while leaving for space
- Wesker and the Hacker arrive at Umbrella HQ on Hyrule
Page 71
- Dostya et al. and Stylesrj et al. confront at crash site
- Dostya gathered hostages from just about everyone involved
- The Dies Israel begins bombarding the area
- Joseph Crane discovers he can purchase items in Team Fortress 2
- Meanwhile, on the Gogf...
Page 72
- Coruscanti funeral for Bill and Kan'
- Rob O' the Hedge recaps Voltaire's terror
- Mjcommie's fleet engages Dies Israel
- Dostya reveals her/himself as Dostya SEAL to Stylesrj
- Marth and Martha Shepard recount their history
Page 73
- CivGeneral sets up Dommy the nuke
- Voltaire and Silho revealed to be brothers; they prepare to face off
- Stylesrj begins his low-budget action scenes for his Second Final Showdown
- Ship self destruct in 5 Namek minutes
- Mjcommie has trouble trying to stop the Dies Israel due to Iranian decoy tactics and numerous identical-looking ships
- Ahmadinejad calls for aid
- Voltaire and his brother face off
- Stylesjl finds some artifacts
- Haruhi fanmail, salute!
- Kwai and Gnowel has a date
- Stylesrj has an ongoing fight with DostyaSEAL
- Gruekiller gets a flashback
- Manfred Von Richtofen returns
- More fanmail
Page 74
- Gruekiller "explains" how he got his samurai-armor
- He might have stolen it
- Card games on motorcycles!
- Lucy avoids getting in the middle of a dispute with two WWII-generals in a non-canon appearance
- It was all just a dream
- Alex, Roger, and Mephiles, head to a temple in the sky hoping to get the Triforce
- Joakim says hello
- Kwai and Gnowel's date ends
- DostyaSEAL explains how the DYOS universe actually works
- DostyaSEAL = pwn'd
- DostyaSEAL explains how the DYOS universe actually works
Page 75
- Lucy foreshadowed as a canonical character
- CivGeneral and Co. land in Hyrule
- Ambushed, captured, "invited" to dinner
- Project Titan self destructs
- Stylesrj's team rushes to grab a fleeing VTOL
- The Mako has been destroyed...
- And Mass Effect players rejoiced!
- The Mako has been destroyed...
- Tama Shepard is killed while helping the others escape
- Stylesrj's team rushes to grab a fleeing VTOL
Page 76
- Stylesrj and Mjcommie part ways
- Gruekiller reveals he has no plan
- CivGeneral fights Lucy with the power of love
- Ayane discovers... SAMUS CLONES!
- CivGeneral gets HAAAXED
Page 77
- CFCMAN arrives on Illos, routed
- taillesskangaru announces break from canon
Page 78
- ReichsGeneral attempts to sway CivGeneral to the Dark Side
- Stylesjl joins the SCP Foundation
- Sandy de-robotized, interrogated, breaks out
- Bennett revealed killed
- Coup in London, Montgomery killed
- Grimsby declares Hacker-friendly "New British Empire"
- SCP-076 goes rogue
- Marsha lays down the law on the Hacker
- ReichsGeneral deleted
Page 79
- Transit Advisor Jim negotiates renewal of Firefly
- Stylesrj evades the Law Council
- Prelude to Operation Toppling Goddesses
- CivGeneral and Co. kill Colonel Maxium
- Nemesis released
- Wesker's Hammer operational
- Leang, Kwai and Gnowel answer the mail bag
Pages 80-81
- Christmas comics air, pwn
Project Titan Operational
Page 82
- Tama LIVES!
- Tama integrated with Project Titan
- Rhiza receives call from Miranda Rights
- Stylesrj and Co. arrive at Talon Company space station
- Exposition and old grudges abound
- Stylesrj and Co. arrive at Talon Company space station
- Umbrella Hyrule facility destroyed
- Tama casts doubt on whose side she's on, if any
- Tama "pacified" and contained
- Kayli's a GLaDOS wannabe
- Scalise and the Clone Guild clones defect
- Patrick reunited with the team
Page 83
- SCP Foundation plans to sabotage Wesker's operation
- CivGeneral and Co. leave Hyrule, only to run into the Talon station
- CivGeneral gets the guided tour
- SCP Foundation launches assault
- Mikuru captured by Hacker
- Conservative Libertarians attack the Gogf
- Leang and Kwai enter F-Zero to beat the Hacker to the prize money
- The Hacker sets Talon up the frame
- Ryoko saves Mikuru from King Kong
- CivGeneral negotiates pardons for/from Talon
- The whole gang confronts Tama
Page 84
- Leang disqualified from the race; Hacker wins the cash
- Fight between Tama and Lucy ends in draw
- SCP Foundation begins character history recount
- Hacker celebrates birthday, realizes he needs better friends
- Hacker messes with CFC autocensor, foreign letters, dupe accounts...
Page 85
- Gruekiller and team ambushed by Nazis
- But they're not very good Nazis
- Gruekiller and the Hacker meet at last
- Rosalina confesses her love for Stylesrj
- The Hacker hacks carp onboard Stylesrj's ships
- The Hacker splits from Wesker
Page 86
- NedimNapoleon joins the fray
- CivGeneral and Co. leave aboard the Nana
- Wesker orders hit on the Hacker
- Spongebob and Co. descend upon besieged London
- And by 'descend', read "VTOL down"
- Sandy fights Grimsby
- Spongebob killed
- Project Titan activated; codeword: "mudkip"
- Leang revealed captured by the Hacker
- Faust intrudes on Merc, Faarlander and Co.
- lord_joakim transforms, battles Faust
Page 87
- CivGeneral holds impromptu funeral, battles ghouls
- Narratorspace team prepares to rescue Leang
- Gruekiller & team steal a space shuttle
Page 88
- CivGeneral encounters Umbrella assassin
- Duel ends in tentative truce
Page 89
- Gruekiller's flight intercepted by Bowie
- Narratorspace crew encounters Dalia Shepard
- Hacker proxy ambushes CivGeneral and Co., foreshadows
- CivGeneral and Co. acquire pre-release chronicle of DYOS 10
A Timely Emergency
Page 90
- Dr. Richtofen proposes time travel to 2003 to prevent CivGeneral's involvement in DYOS
- Richtofen steals pre-release DYOS 10, time-shifts
- 2011 alternate timeline initiates; see * for 2011A events, * for 2003
- * Haruhi enlists Stylesjl to undo the time warp
- Jazz Fenton awakes in secret Mojave base
- * Ayane and CivGeneral travel to 2003
- * Dubinater arrives in 2003
- * Marth and Martha sent to the brig
- * Marth and Martha encounter Rhiza
- * Ayane arrested, placed in [[[Spamingrad]]] prison
- * Father Greg recounts Alternate History
- Gruekiller bluffs Bowie, evacuates to hyperspace
- The Hacker approaches Bowie
Page 91
- * Perfection pulls a bait-and-switch on CivGeneral's emotions, kills Frank Conrad
- * Rhiza helps Marth and Martha escape
- * Trio intercepted by Rosalina
- * Tama revealed onboard the ship
- * Rhiza leads Marth and Martha to time machine
- * Tama and Rosalina arrive in science wing
- * Spamingrad Prison Break
- * Ayane sends message backvards in time
- * CurtSibling invades Taillenia
Page 92
- * Thorvald executes Wesker
- * Stylesjl hired by the Brotherhood of Assassins
- * Dubinater ambush fail
- * CivGeneral steals the pre-release DYOS 10 from himself
- * Tama and Rosalina battle
- * Qara Avethokastar arrives and delivers a message from Narratorspace
- * Qara and Martha journey into the past
- * Qara inadvertently sows the seeds of Wesker's vendetta against CivGeneral
- * Qara and Martha journey into the past
Page 93
- * CivGeneral slays Francis Durga
- * Martha meets with Ayane and CivGeneral
- * Dr. Richtofen intrudes
- * Dubinater arrives
- * Richtofen steals pre-release DYOS 10
- * Trio out-"wit"s Dubinater
- * Dr. Richtofen intrudes
Page 93
- * Martha hails the nerd taxi
- * O hai Qara
- * Alexis evades Marth
- * Rosalina "borrows" the Monkey Statue of Spamuzel
- * Martha has a heart-to-heart with Qara
- * Alternate Timeline Rosalina ambushes the taxi
- * Perfection travels to Alternate 2011 to "obtain" Alternate Perfection's body to cure his herpes
- choxorn ponders why the zombies are immune to the time ripple
Page 94
- * Haruhi sends the Brotherhood of Assassins back into 2003
- Gruekiller and Co. arrive over Avalon (the planet)
- * Evil Perfection suggests Perfection travel into the future to find a cure for herpes
- * EA Los Angeles and M. Night Shyamalan present: Command & Conquer 5: Tiberian Happening
- * CivGeneral crafts lightsabers for self and Ayane
- * Ayane and CivGeneral pass by traffic accident
- * Ayane tosses katana to Martha
- * Ayane and CivGeneral arrive at New Port International Airport
- * Ayane tosses katana to Martha
- * Rosalina aborts the fight
- * Martha makes rendez-vous at the airport
- * Tama psychically dominates guard, manages escape
Page 95
- * CivGeneral and Co. rendez-vous at Vault 44
- * Marsha Conrad the overseer
- * Stylesrj makes rendez-vous with Comet Observatory under attack by Chuck the Freaking Alien
- * Tama begins mind-controlling C+P soldiers
- * Montezilla arrives with usual demand, engages Stylesrj's fleet
- choxorn's zombies hypothesize their very existence is destabilizing the continuum
- Propose reclaiming the DYOS 1-9 tome to undo the deletion of the DYOS 1 Zombies and restore equilibrium
- * CivGeneral leads uprising in New London
- Gruekiller's shuttle intercepted attempting to make planetfall
- * Gruekiller executes rebels
- * Valerie flees Transatlasian forces
Page 96
- * Haruhi crushes General Zod
- Alex blows his wish on the Triforce
- Faust calls off execution, will "escort" the three to Lucifer
- Umbrella troops recover Mara Jade's body from the Gem chamber
- * CivGeneral and Co. steal back the pre-release DYOS 10
- * Richtofen skirmishes on airport tarmac
- * Ayane booby-traps hacking gun
- Richtofen time-shifts into present; hack gun self-destructs
- * Alexis fights with the Shepards
- * Ayane and CivGeneral battle the Dubinater
- * Martha invokes Kelemvor's wrath to destroy the pres-release DYOS 10
- Zheng He returns Taillesskangaru to Earth
- Gruekiller and Co. crash outside city ruins
Page 97
- * CivGeneral, Ayane, Martha, Qara, Haruhi and Stylesjl go to prom
- * Ayane and CivGeneral confess their love
- * Ayane and CivGeneral's daughter Nozomi Valentine arrives in 2003 FROM DA FUTURE
- * Nozomi introduces herself; CivGeneral faints
- Gruekiller and associates met by human refugee
- Gruekiller learns Avalon is rich in Ununpentium
- Gruekiller and pals are led to Camp Hope
- Avalon's situation elaborated
- * Martha dives deep into self-reflection
- * Tama and crew storm the bridge, disable robo-Rosalina
- * Kipp Empire transmission triggers Project Titan; continuity restored
- Commander Laes assassinates Miranda Rights
Page 98
- * Nozomi foreshadows CivGeneral's divorce from Jill
- Grimsby is losing
- Gruekiller is the Sacred Warrior!
- * Nozomi's car fixed; see * for 2025 events
- * Dr. Richtofen accosts Nozomi in the garage
- * Nozomi flees via car
- * Dr. Richtofen accosts Nozomi in the garage
Page 99
- * Alternate Timeline Rosalina arrives at prom
- * "...And because the timeline had been corrected, she faded away..."
- * Richtofen catches up to Nozomi, forces time shift
- * Nozomi sabotages time travel mechanism
- * Richtofen hijacks car, sets off to find Marsha Conrad
- * Nozomi sabotages time travel mechanism
- Stylesrj and Co. return to Adonis IV
- Stylesrj summoned to council meeting
- Council revokes Stylesrj's contract, which according to Rosalina has happened before.
- SuperBeaverInc. joins the fray
- Master Shake treated, Gruekiller and Valerie bicker
- Valerie goes above surface, encounters Crinoor
Page 100
- Stylesjl and crew return to the present
- Perfection scuttles the Gogf
- Space Mercenary Council takes Rhiza hostage
- Intergalactic Space Penguins disembark
- Wesker's Hammer arrives over Mars, ambushes Nana
Page 101
- Captain2's apartment is broken into and an ominous message is left
- TARDIc teleports to secret base
- Captain2 gets a discount on long distance calling and annoys CivGeneral
- Samus clones storm Nana
- * Nozomi intercepts Richtofen at Marsha's school
- * Richtofen slain
- *Back to the Future!
- * Richtofen slain
Page 102
- Narratorspace team find the Hacker
- The Hacker calls in the Grox
- * Martha and Qara visit Doc Brown, who flees
- * The G-man teleports Martha and Qara to Alathkastar Castle
- Valerie pwns the Crinoor
- Stylesrj gets GMod
Page 103
- Grox abduct Stylesjl's kids
- Cara answers fanmail
- Gruekiller speaks softly and carries big stick - attacks aliens.
- Ayane and CivGeneral return to present
- Mara joins the party on the Nana
The Gnoman Empire
Page 104
- FWA ups the ante in London as Grimsby retreats into the Underground
- Rhiza escapes from the Council Chamber
- Rhiza and Tama ambushed by ninja
- Narratorspace team holds off Grox assault
- Captain2 heads out to stop the Gnoman Empire
- CivGeneral and Co. storm New British Empire command centre, capture Umbrella personnel
- Sandy and Scalise corner Grimsby in the Underground
- Grimsby killed, but BY WHOM?!
- London is secure
- Grimsby killed, but BY WHOM?!
Page 105
- Stylesjl and Mikuru captured by Grox
- Haruhi and Pul Wat Aa get into a hax-off
- Stylesjl and Mikuru escape
- Haruhi and Pul Wat Aa get into a hax-off
- Jill reveals she filed for divorce
- Mara storms the bridge of the Nana, takes everyone prisoner
- Narratorspace team pursues the Grox into space
- Ruthkat Alathkastar reveals Martha is Qara's half-sister
- Martha forewarns Stylesrj about the carp
- Peter Gradunov rouses the rabble against the Harper Majority
- "Ask That Ninja" with Ayane
- Stylesjl returns to SCP Foundation, now renting the Berlaymont
- SCP Foundation tasked with SCPing escaped General Zod
- Zombies set course for Wetickra
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive at the Nana
- Mara fails to seduce CivGeneral
- Bridge erupts into fighting
- Ayane and CivGeneral fight Mara to the hangar
- Mara's ship sucked into space
- Ayane and CivGeneral fight Mara to the hangar
- Bridge erupts into fighting
- Mara fails to seduce CivGeneral
Page 106
- Happy Mother's Day!
- Stylesrj's Birthday!
- Gnomes
- ...sabotage USS VRWCAgent
- ...desecrate Spamingrad
- ...blow up Coruscant Town Hall
- ...win Scots election
- Captain2 confronts Gnomes over Parliament
- Death Fuji destroyed
- CivGeneral and Co. storm Wesker's Hammer
- Marsha and Tina work to disrupt power to robotification beam
- Ayane and CivGeneral confront Wesker
- Wesker coerces CivGeneral into firing the robotizer @ Oslo
Page 107
- Power override successful; robotification beam fails
- Tina sabotages power control
- CivGeneral fights Wesker
- Ayane overdoses Wesker
- Captain2 awakens, captured by Gnomes
- Gnome crushes monocle
- Captain2's lament is heard by all
- Gnome crushes monocle
- GK's Mail Sack
- Dr. Lynchstein destroys Samus cloning ward
- Tina sabotages reactor
- CivGeneral engages in extended character assassination of Thorvald
- Mara Jade takes control
- Wesker's Hammer destroyed
- Mara, Wesker, Richtofen and Excella Gionne evacuate to Triton
- Kan' Sharuminar rescues Captain2 with Tyrannosaurus-Rex-With-A-Jetpack
Page 108
- 'nif' bashes birth of children in front of a strange couple
- Martha engages in cross-time correspondence
- "Miranda Rights" attempts to hack the Comet Observatory
- Barack Obama surrenders to General Zod
- Haruhi Kneels Before Zod
- General Zod Mikuru-Beamed
- Haruhi Kneels Before Zod
- Kan' takes Captain2 to his secret base
- Ruthkat informs Martha she is Qara's half-sister
- Rhiza explains how she and Tama escaped the ninja
- Comet Observatory set off for Earth
- "Miranda" introduces the Council to Delia Dragonhelper
- Ayane and CivGeneral bask in the afterglow
- CivGeneral meets with senator in New Port
- Ayane shops for engagement ring
- Ayane has her future read
- Ayane proposes
- Bar attacked by Gnome
- Ayane has her future read
- Council appoints Delia leader of Stylesrj's Space Mercenaries
Page 109
- Gnome demonstrates threat against CivGeneral to his mother
- Free boat ride for three!
- Martha, Qara and Ladatha Ocade ambushed by pirates
- A character resembling 'nif' declares that pain is celebratable
Page 110
- Kan' and Captain2 prepare to set out
- Silho treats Voltaire to acupuncture with large needles
- The Hacker gets his hands on Liomati equipment
- Narratorspace team neutralizes Grox air superiority
- Wesker undergoing chemotherapy for using psychological angles of attack
- Gnomes attack Brotherhood headquarters
- Uncle Saddam observes Intergalactic Space Penguins with concern
- Captain2 orders custom monocle
Page 111
- Software pirates lay waste to Space Pirate dockyard operations
- Blood Gulch Team heads to Earth
- Taillesskangaru encounters the Three Wise Guys, informed he is the Chosen One
- ...with danger pay!
Page 112
- Ruthkat Alavkastar answers petitions (i.e. fanmail)
- Taniciusfox saves Voltaire from otherwise certain death
- Stylesjl & Ryōko DeLorean to 1999, kill Dr. Von Gnomish
- RA3 parody ensues
- "aww screw it. Let's revert this time line"
- RA3 parody ensues
- Samus, Alyx, Gordon, Kasumi and CG's mother help break out CivGeneral and Co. from Gnoman siege
- Stylesrj recounts capture by the Ethereal Empire
- Rhiza revealed mind-controlled
- Voltaire hallucinates dead "brother" Florence
Page 113
- CivGeneral is briefed on Liberty Prime
- Florence explains to Voltaire that vengeance is not the answer
- Marsha demonstrates the P4000 anti-hacking shield
- The Hacker makes a brief interruption
- CivGeneral is depressed
- Hanna cheers him up
- Ayane and CivGeneral practice Force powers!
- Stylesrj recounts escape from his capture by the Ethereals
- Stylesrj finds vintage Psi-Amp, mind-controls Ethereal
- Samus Aran (the scientist) informs Rosalina of the Council coup, announces herself a double agent
- Mara's crew lands on Earth
Page 114
- Gruekiller clears out the Crinoor flagship, tricks fleet into self-destruction
- SCP Foundation contracts USMC into fight with the Hacker
- Stylesrj and Tama confront Ethereal Supreme Brain
- "You know the Great Ice Cream Debacle? We started it!"
- Tama confesses she brought the crew to the Ethereals in response to a distress beacon from her deceased brother
- Rhiza actually under Tama's control
- Stylesrj doesn't kill Supreme Brain, but sets city up the bomb
- Stylesrj and Tama picked up by Rhiza in a stolen cruiser
- Marth is concerned over Rosalina's passing-out, suspects intruder
- Marth shrinks DeLorean, enters Rosalina's body to combat infection
- CivGeneral begins hand-drawn cartoons
- Mara, Wesker and Richtofen enter Vault 55
- Mara activates Mariko Antilles
- Mariko outlines her plans for galactic domination (Earth not included)
- Mara activates Mariko Antilles
- Mara, Wesker and Richtofen enter Vault 55
- FWA consolidates national armies into a single command hierarchy
Page 115
- Voltaire has a change of heart
- Mariko forms conditional pact with the Hacker
- SCP fleet resupplies on Planet Duke (Nukem)
- Afterward, planet nuked
- Stylesrj et al. goes soap opera
- Umbrella launches surprise attack on New Port
Page 116
- The Hacker discusses his plan for the 'ultimate hax'
- SCP Fleet intercepted by Itsuki Koizumi
- Stylesrj's existential moment turns into a Doctor Who argument
- Mariko arrives at Senate offices, kills representatives of Kuat, Kessel and Coruscant
- CivGeneral delivers Falcon Pu- er, "Panzerfaust" to Wesker
- That night, Mariko makes public declaration of secession
- The following morning, Mariko kills Wesker
- Liberty Prime dispatched to Senate offices, pwn3d in about a minute
- The Hacker turns the tide
- Liberty Prime dispatched to Senate offices, pwn3d in about a minute
- The following morning, Mariko kills Wesker
- That night, Mariko makes public declaration of secession
- choxorn et al. arrive at Wetickra
- choxorn reflects on uncanny survivability of Ichigo Murasaki
- Expedition begins planetary insertion
- "We're being attacked by flaming hamburgers!"
- Insurgents breach Citadel, steal spaceships
- Later on the roof, Mariko impales Mara
- Ayane and CivGeneral arrive, insurgents exeunt to Wetickra
- CivGeneral spares Mara
Page 117
- Gnowel awakes alone on Wetickra
- Gnowel encounters old enemy King Pig at a gas station, gives chase
- CivGeneral's characters recap story, Fallout Epilogue style
- Republic of Coruscant tries to shuffle off imperial image
- Coruscanti fleet enters orbit over Wetickra
- Advance force makes planetfall
- Advance-er air recon attacked by Ridley, downed
- Ridley crushed by tank
- Advance-er air recon attacked by Ridley, downed
- Advance force makes planetfall
- Meanwhile on some other planet, wayward colonists went native
- FWA expedition ambushed; Sandy, Scalise, Fifteen and some other soldier go for a river cruise
Page 118
- The Hacker holds another Evil Council
- Kyon sitting in for Itsuki?
- CivGeneral's squad ambushes Imperial patrol, captures officer
- Stylesrj alludes to recent surgery
- Tama suspicious of finding Martha and Qara in cryostasis
- Off-Topic fights Gnome incursion
- Samus kills Ridley (again)
- FWA squad arrives at landing zone
- Zombies arrive at landing zone
- Joint repulsion of Imperial attack
Page 119
- Kan' Sharuminar busts into Till's prison cell
- Itsuki takes Stylesjl and Co. to People's Court, sentenced to 50 years in the gulag
- "Ask a Sorceress" with Qara Alathkastar
- Special Guest: Samatha Maxis-int-the-body-of-Richtofen
- The Hacker interrupts, declares mailbag sessions canon
- Special Guest: Samatha Maxis-int-the-body-of-Richtofen
- Joseph Crane learns his milkshake is really a Mudslide, leaves for rehab
- Medics ambushed by Imperial troops
- No Geneva for you!
Page 120
- "Come on Till, we may need to save the planet."
- "What? Both of us? How positively vulgar"
- New priority: find Geoff
- "What? Both of us? How positively vulgar"
- Captain2 tries to call Kan', gets CivGeneral instead
- Mariko catches up on her Hitler Rants
- Admiral Piett revealed reluctant lackey
- Gnowel meets two Republic artillerymen, Donald McDonald and Richard Dickson, detouring to the Hacker's fortress
- Gnowel commandeers Basilisk, shells King Pig
- Marth theorizes Rosalina's nanites have been hacked
- Marth defeats manhacks, but car crashes
- Qara and Martha brought up to speed
- Stylesrj and Co. arrive over Wetickra, transmit location to everyone
- Gnowel conscripts artillerymen into rescuing the Narratorspace crew
- "Ask That Ninja" with special guest Lara Croft
- Gnowel et al. breach Hacker's rear entrance
- Commander Hall and the Heracles' Strength join Marth's Fantastic Voyage
- Gnowel brings the crew up the hill... in her mouth
- Mara slapped with explosive head collar, drafted into "penal legion"
- Allies begin assault on Hacker's fortress
- Stylesrj and Co. rendez-vous with CivGeneral
- Stereotypes ahoy!
- Imperial fleet enters orbit
- Stylesrj and Co. rendez-vous with CivGeneral
Page 121
- FWA finds relics of ancient war from the Clone Guild's early days
- Sandy's squad ambushed; Sandy's down
- Sandy suffers moral blowback
- Sandy and Spongebob fall out of the sky over CivGeneral
- Sandy suffers moral blowback
- Gnowel and Co. engage backdoor garrison
- Stylesrj's party bickers with each other
- Space Core arrives with a SCUD as Stylesrj debates how to penetrate the fortress
- Gnowel and Co. clear out a control room, stumble upon "The Hacker Asks You"
- Wait... live feed on the Narratorspace prisoners!
- Bowie embarks on the Dauntless to SPAAAACE!
- Republic drops paratroopers at base of fortress
- Dr. Aran is informed development of the Nova 7 nerve agent has been vetoed by Delia
- Dr. Aran catches up on her Hitler Rants
- Dr. Aran quits, floods facility with secret Nebula 8 strain, flees to Wetickra
- Stylesrj and Co. ride the SCUD
- Gnowel and Co. encounter Baghdad Bob, eats him
Page 122
- Mariko slaughters paratroopers while showing off Force powers
- CivGeneral and Co. arrive, enter fortress
- Osama bin Laden? Saddam Hussein? Vader and Palpatine? Nooooope!
- Cacodemon informs Itsuki that Ryōko has escaped
- Itsuki catches up on his Hitler Rants
- Bowie orders the TSC Fearless to Wetickra while the Dauntless embarks for Gruekiller
- SCUD ambushed by Harbringer Gunships
- Half intercepted, the other half banned due to HAAAAX!
- Dr. Aran's escape pod lands before CivGeneral and Co.
- SAMUS V. SAMUS
- Lara Croft leads boarding party to Imperial Star Destroyer
Page 123
- Stylesrj, Tama and Qara bail; Rhiza and Martha ride the SCUD to impact
- Rhiza and Martha confront Weeping Angels
- Dr. Aran demonstrates potency of Beowulf Gamma toxin
- Stylesrj and Co. use noisy energy spheres to avoid guards
- Gnowel and Co. meet Ryōko and The Heavy on an elevator
- The Hacker has been stealing Dr. Hastings' paycheques!
- Ross Ray bursts in with a mech, told to wait in line
- Ryōko departs to rescue Yuki
- "Ask a Sorceress" bombarded by hatemail from Twilight fans
- Marsha (Conrad) attacks Imperial troopers looking for a droid containing... plans for a space station that can destroy a planet...
Page 124
- Stylesrj and Co. slaughter conscripts
- Qara talks about upcoming marriage
- Rhiza and Martha may be suffering from prolonged exposure to Weeping Angels
- choxorn smashes into fortress
- Stylesrj and Co. & choxorn and Co. rally with CivGeneral and Co.
- Commander Hall scrambles the fighters
- Nanites have reconfigured into F-117s; dogfight ensues
- Donald recalls how he got demoted from the BoS due to an incident with Rebecca
- Elevator opens up in front of enemy troops
- Alexander Ward joins the Law Council's fight against Stylesrj
- Martha and Rhiza fight hordes of Deathclaws before escaping to "express" elevator to the Final Showdown room
- Dr. Aran tells Stylesrj of the chairman's double-cross
- Dr. Aran reveals she was mentored by Dr. Thrax
- Hacker Hitler Rant Double-Feature!
- Ryōko busts out Richtofen (Manfred von), Jessica, Georgie, and Jim
- Kusanagi briefed on the Testarossa-class battlecruiser
- Kusanagi announces she will take personal command of the Wetickra mission
- Boarding party confronts Piett, who promptly surrenders
- Gnowel and Co. face Kamek, who is instantly pwn3d
- Manfred meets up with the trio
Page 125
- The Heroes confront the Hacker, take turns beating him up
- Mariko interrupts
- CivGeneral splits the party
- Mariko interrupts
- Marth, Hall et al. encounter fortifications
- Heckuva time for Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day
- Rosalina's motor controls are succumbing to subversion
- Stylesjl reconvenes with team
- Harihu eats Wetickra
- Completely ignored by everyone
- Except Tama
- ...Who kisses Haruhi, steals, then swallows the planet
- ...But Kusanagi notices
- Delia arrives in pirate getup, phases through Tama
- ...But Kusanagi notices
- ...Who kisses Haruhi, steals, then swallows the planet
- Except Tama
- Completely ignored by everyone
Page 126
- "Away Team" captured, interrogated; Fifteen taken away, Scalise et al. killed
- Mr. House calculates that Mariko's empire will best advance his interests
- Can YOU find Geoff?
- Stylesjl and Co. burst into final showdown room, only to find Wheatley
- Ayane and CivGeneral engage Mariko in lightsaber duel
- Marsha and Rhiza arrive @ the Hacker
- Rosalina narrowly avoids shooting Commander Perkins
- Marth, Hall et al. return from a mission accomplished
- Hall stabbed by Hall(?)
- Tama and Haruhi engage in fisticuffs
- Haruhi engages emergency reality-warp!
- Gnowel et al. can't beat the Harrier! It's from the Scrolls of Cohesiveness wars!
- Narratorspace Crew arrives, applies tank
- CFCMAN arrives in New Port, only to learn the fight's moved on
- lord_joakim presents: "Trains"
Page 127
- Flashback reveals Leang broke free... somehow
- Stylesrj's gang arrives into final showdown room
- Tama tricks Haruhi into the sun
- Hall reveals Other Hall to be an agent provocateur
- Hacker clones self
- Stylesrj et al. teleported elsewhere
- Gruekiller makes a comic that
has since vanishedNEVER HAPPENED, NOPE, NEVER, WHY DO YOU ASK - Oh right, Taniciusfox was in this thread, wasn't he?
- Max-Hat Hacker joins Mariko
- Ayane duels with Hacker
- Mariko bests CivGeneral
- Ayane duels with Hacker
- Narratorspace crew rips off Silent Cartographer intro
- Stylesrj realizes they're on Galava in Hellspace
Page 128
- Stylesjl's team catches up with the Hacker
- Piett's ship destroyed
- Enerjak absconds
- Rebecca's
SpideyMedic-Senses tingle!- Rebecca & Tina flee to CivGeneral's aid
- Narratorspace Team hit roadblocks, do a mailbag
- choxorn recovers the Collected DYOS
- Kasumi rockets away
- Gmod crashes
- Kasumi rockets away
- Ave and Juline confront Pimp Hacker
- Haruhi eats Tama
- Delia arrives on the scene, is attacked by Coruscant
- Narratorspace Team reconvenes
- Hacker routed
- Narratorspace Team confronts Itsuki
- Rhiza mauled
- Martha reveals Weeping-Angel-in-the-eye a ruse
- Tama blasts out of Haruhi, who falls into the sun
- Wetickra returned to orbit
- Kasumi joins Ayane
- Max-Hat Hacker slain
- Ayane, Kasumi, Rebeca & Tina join in against Mariko
- Mariko routed
- Ayane, Kasumi, Rebeca & Tina join in against Mariko
- Max-Hat Hacker slain
Pages 129-131
- A DYOS Christmas
Page 132
- Shades Hacker fatally shoots Rhiza
- Stylesrj goes Inigo Montoya
- Itsuki accidentally offs own troops
- Captain2 finds Geoff
- Stylesrj's secondary characters unionize
- Tama brought onboard the Testarossa
- Martha guides Rhiza through the afterlife
Page 133
- Mikuru and Hastings depart to rescue Yuki from the Gulag
- Mariko teams up with House
- <Kan's comic>
- MythMonster 2 - Back in Black
- Fight with the Hacker resumes
- Zombies defeat Santa-Hat Hacker
- Introducing DYOStuck
Hacker Prime
Page 134
- Itsuki evacuates via missile, presumed to crash into satellite
- Gnowel promoted to Third Narrator
- Stylesrj's shoulder-angel/devil sequence spirals out of hand
- Dr. Aran deduces Rhiza's death was a setup
- Narratorspace Team accosted by The Shepards
- Yuki rescued; Stylesjl's team withdraws
- A conflicted Stylesrj hands off execution duty to Qara
- Qara kills Shades Hacker
- Delia arrives
- Qara kills Shades Hacker
- Leang lands in Shepards' ship
- Martha summons Dr. Hax
- CivGeneral kicks Hacker into random 2-D prison thingy
Page 135
- House assaults FWA space colonies
- Tina and Amanda exeunt with the Hacker
- Enter "Hacker Prime"
- Toolgun destroyed, Project Titan disabled
- Hacker teleports to Xen, pursued by CivGeneral
- On Xen, CivGeneral meets Zheng He
- Hacker teleports to Xen, pursued by CivGeneral
- Toolgun destroyed, Project Titan disabled
- Enter "Hacker Prime"
Page 136
- Stylesrj's team escapes Hellspace into Hacker's office
- Kelemvor passes out before granting Rhiza's resurrection
- CivGeneral lampoons Mobius: Total Chaos
- Ayane proposes reconstituting the Nar Kreeta portal device
- CivGeneral's group leaves Wetickra
- CivGeneral and He confront the Hacker
- Debriefing onboard the Comet Observatory
- Ayane et al. commandeer the portal chamber
- Stylesrj skips the Shepard Family arc
- Narrators fail to sell the Shepards' ship, steal the dealer's
- Stylesrj and Co. accosted by Thor Strindberg
- CivGeneral hates on Thorvald
Page 137
- Strindberg's ship disabled
- Rhiza returns
- Revealed to have had a fling with Commander Hall
- Rhiza returns
- CFC server failure teleports choxorn, zombies to Nar Kreeta
- Portal device may trigger further server errors
- Zombies head to Citadel
- Portal device may trigger further server errors
- Stylesjl accosted by Xenu
- Narratorspace Team accosted by Keto
- Stylesrj and Co. assault Strindberg's ship
- "Ask That Ninja"
Page 138
- While CG remains MIA, Kasumi preps his wedding
- Marth & "Team Harem" fight a dragon
- Strindberg's ship captured
- Narratorspace Team infiltrates Keto's ship
- Stylesjl elaborates on Xenu's vendetta and the "Strindberg" Hunger Games
- Kan' short-circuits thread's conclusion
- Kasumi accosted by Imperial scout
- Scout killed
Page 139
- Kasumi mows down some would-be wedding assassins
- Stylesrj and Co. find diclonus facility
- The Hacker shows He & CG his hacks
- He creates a diversion while CivGeneral pursues the Hacker
- CivGeneral receives a royal beat-down
- The Hacker reveals his contingency plan against Marsha
- CivGeneral receives a royal beat-down
- He creates a diversion while CivGeneral pursues the Hacker
Page 140
- Narratorspace Team confronts Keto
- Stylesrj & Co. pwn Space Elves
- Stylesrj & Co accosted by Tori Bartok
- Tama intimidates Bartok to flee
- Stylesrj & Co accosted by Tori Bartok
- Kwai fatally shoots Keto
- Keto leaves cryptic warning before being vaporised remotely
- Hastings ambushes Haruhi ambushes Ryōko ambushes Hacker
- Haruhi crushes Hastings with a rock
- Haruhi succumbs to truth serum delirium
- Stylesjl et al. arrive
- Yuki evacuates Hastings
- Stylesjl et al. arrive
- Haruhi succumbs to truth serum delirium
- Haruhi crushes Hastings with a rock
- Mariko learns she's pregnant, kills the father
- Marth abandons the party
- A wild temporal anomaly appears!
- Narratorspace Team sucked into paradox
- Haruhi kills Ryōko
- Richtofen arrives to rescue Stylesjl
- Haruhi passes out
- Richtofen arrives to rescue Stylesjl
- Shin Fai and Malcolm Granger arrive to usurp Kwai and Leang
- Gruekiller suffers a crisis of faith
- Bowie arrives
Page 141
- Haruhi interrogated, interned in reality-warping isolation chamber
- Stylesrj and Co. arrive at Adonis IV
- Delia confronts the Board
- Miranda Laes tricked into Delia's stomach
- Dr Thrax deploys toxin troopers
- Stylesrj deploys his team
- Kate electrocuted for desertion; other members quit in protest
- Stylesrj deploys his team
- Dr Thrax deploys toxin troopers
- Miranda Laes tricked into Delia's stomach
- Delia confronts the Board
- Narratorspace Team arrives in New Port
- Bowie sows doubt
Page 142
- Stylesrj's Birthanniversarday
- Ayane & CG review christos200's Star Wars fanfics
Page 143
- Delia calls upon the "Special Elements"
- Stylesrj and Co. release the Power of Friendship
- Thrax and the Chairman defeated
- Stylesrj and Co. release the Power of Friendship
- CivGeneral starts DYOS 12 early
Page 144
- Kwai and Leang confirmed to exist, released from quarantine
- Mailbag
- Canada Day 2012
Page 145
- Kan' and Co. enter Gnomes' lair
- Discover plans for Gnoman space station
- Witness said space station bite the moon
- Crew ventures into space
- Witness said space station bite the moon
- Discover plans for Gnoman space station
Page 146
- Kan' and Friends deduce the moon to be a resource extractor, and thus, a threat to the universe
- Alen Risvold exposits on the Civil War, retcons
- Kan' finds TARDIc cannibalized to power the station
- New Novaya Nova Vegas
- Hanna orders Jill to colonize Nova Terra
Page 147
- Jill arrives on Nova Terra, meets Galney and Tifa Lockheart
- Jill "discovers" Hanna's old hideaway
- Mercenaries' gambling antics continue
- Deaconescu and Co. hack the galaxy, restore Sydney, sabotage the Hacker
- Stylesrj and Co. flee the cops
- Martha reveals she divorced Marth, abandoned Kelemvor
- Strindberg returns, bombards NNNVegas
- Stylesrj absconds
- Strindberg returns, bombards NNNVegas
- Martha reveals she divorced Marth, abandoned Kelemvor
Page 148
- Jill expounds on Nova Terra's history, summoned back to New Port
- Strindberg does a mailbag
- Gruekiller and Bowie duel
- Gruekiller slain; Bowie leaves with armour
- Valerie finds Gruekiller as he dies
- REGENERATION???
- Valerie finds Gruekiller as he dies
- Gruekiller slain; Bowie leaves with armour
Page 149
- Stylesrj recounts X-COM days
- Gruekiller Presents: "The Raven"
Page 150
- Till, Geoff & Captain2 storm control room, set off alarm
- Kan' introduces painted comics
- Mikuru retires from Stylesjl's team
Page 151
- Stylesrj concludes X-COM days
- Rhiza and Ave plot Qara's wedding crash
- segue into Rhiza's X-COM days
- Stylesjl et al. accosted by American Presidential Election
- DYOS: Scrooged: Part I
- Till sabotages station, "neglects" to tell team
Page 152
- Scrooged: Part II
- e350's Night Before Christmas
- December 21, some time in the future: End of the World Party
- Stylesrj self-spoils future thread
- Scrooged: Part III
Page 153
- Scrooged: Part IV
- Scrooged: Part V
Page 154
- Mikuru and Dr. Hastings get engaged
- Oppa DYOS Stylesrj
- Uncle Thorvald Presents: Last Minute Holiday Special
Page 155
- Future!Stylesrj & Co. in: Pizza Quest
Page 156
- Ave and Qara join Blood Gulch Mercenaries
- Extended epilogue
- Perfection holds press conference for snackraising
- The B Team storms a remote jungle island.
Page 157
- The B Team defeats Super Saiyan Hitler
- Kayli revealed working for House
- DRAW Your Own Story: ForeverQuest
- The Hacker continues toying with CivGeneral as he expounds his technocratic philosophy
- The Hacker's powers begin to falter
Page 158
- ForeverQuesters wait to see Mr. Murphy
Page 159
- Epic Rap Battles of DYOStory!
- CG kills the Hack—JK LOLOLOL APIRL FOOLS!!!
- ERBoDYOS: Qara v. Ave
- ERBoDYOS: CivGeneral v. Mariko
Page 160
- ForeverQuesters escape a car chase
- ERBoDYOS: Styles v. Styles
- ForeverQuesters battle mercs, get stuck in an elevator with a drunk pony
Page 161
- ERBoDYOS: Haruhi v. Tama
- Suddenly Thorvald v. PSY
- Suddenly Ed Ward v. Jim
- Suddenly Thorvald v. PSY
- CivGeneral captured by Murphy's mercs
- ForeverQuesters break in
- CivGeneral kills Murphy
- ForeverQuesters break in
Page 162
- Montezilla invades Equestria, gazillion axemen nuked
Page 163
- Hastings and Mikuru discover Haruhi still in isolation, wonder who's been impersonating her in all these filler comics
- CivGeneral and the Hacker fight
- Hacker's power fails; bested
- Zheng He arrives
- The Hacker challenges CivGeneral's moral code
- CivGeneral kills Pul Wat Aa
- The Hacker challenges CivGeneral's moral code
Onward and Upward
Page 164
- Eastern Union emergency leaders' meeting to respond to Lucifer
- Perfection's coffee maker breaks
- CivGeneral returns to Nar Kreeta
- Portal generator destroyed
- Filler!CG revealed Rufus Thorne from Global Trust
- Haruhi revealed Vermin Supreme
- Kevin Rudd leaves Labour to burn
Page 165
- In wake of beRuddal, Putin maintains that they've only begun
- Hanna berates CivGeneral's long list of broken hearts
- CivGeneral promises to stay true to Ayane
- CivGeneral & Ayane made honourary Republic Rangers
- Wedding Day!
Page 166
- HUNK laments post-Umbrella career slump, foreshadows POPA–SIPPA
- Doesn't look both ways before crossing the street; hit by a bus
- Nozomi is born
- CivGeneral & Ayane raid Imperial planet for Death Star plans
- Kusanagi implements "Great Firewall of the Republic"
Page 167
- CFCMAN arrives on Xen, sees Zheng He's troops carrying off Hacker's body
- CFCMAN suffers emotional breakdown
- Pilot proposes going to Port Hadley to investigate "Hackerella"
- CFCMAN suffers emotional breakdown
- choxorn and the zombies try to make sense of the DYOS Collection
- Continuity Cascade ensues
- Octavia Deaconescu inferred to have latent powers similar to Pul Wat Aa's
- Stylesjl & Co. arrive late to CivGeneral's wedding
- Stylesjl's party disbands
THE END
See also
Notes
- ↑ http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8383778&postcount=33
- ↑ And The Forums Rejoiced