Finland

Republic of Finland Suomen tasavalta Republiken Finland Member State of the Eastern Union
Flag Coat of arms
Anthem: Maamme (Vårt land)
Capital and largest city	Helsinki/Helsingfors
Previous	Turku/Abo
Official languages	Finnish, Swedish, Violence
Ethnic groups	Finnish, Swedish
Religion	Vodka
Government	Democratic republic
• President	Sauli Niinistö
• Prime Minister	Juha Sipilä
National hero(es)	The White Death, God-Emperor Kekkoken, HittiLitti
Independence
• Autonomy from Sweden	March 29, 1809
• Declared from Bolshevik Russia	December 6, 1917
• Recognized	January 4, 1918
Population	5,489,097
• Density	We are everywhere, but you cannot see us!
Currency	Snow
Opening hours	Come if you dare!
Major exports	Mobile phones, trees, metal bands
Major imports	Scandinavian-ness
Favourite pastime	Sitting shirtless in the snow drinking vodka while sniping Russians
Drives on the	whole road
ISO 3166 code	FI

"Dad, what's a Finn?"
— Lisa Simpson
"Well, it's not quite a Slav, and it's not quite a Norseman, but maahaahaan... heeheehahahaha...
So, to answer your question, I don't know."
— Homer Simpson

taillesskangaru exhibiting Union industrial solidarity with Mike the T.V.

Finland is a country in Eastern Europe. It is bordered by Sweden to the west, Norway to the north, Russia to the east, and its cousin Estonia to the south via the Gulf of Finland. Finland was one of the founding members of the Eastern Union.

Finland is widely regarded as a capable military adversary after pwning the Soviets during World War II. For some inexplicable reason, FDR was able to recruit Finnish mercenaries who harrassed Free Western Army units in occupied territories following the Second Napoleonic War.

See also

• Eastern Union