Geoff
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First appearance | DRAW Your Own Story 11 |
No. appearances | Too many to count |
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Aliases | Gnome Chomsky |
Species | Garden Gnome |
Gender | Male |
Date of birth | N/A |
Age | N/A |
Address | Gnomadic |
Occupation | Lawn decoration, revolutionary |
Starsign | Do Garden Gnomes HAVE a star sign? |
Religion | Gnomeism |
Nationality | Gnomadic |
I shall name him Geoff
Geoff is an anthropomorphic garden gnome. He is a companion to Kan' Sharuminar and a nightmare for Captain2.
Background
Okaaaaay, Kan and the Gnome are getting a little too close...
—Captain2
Geoff had his start as an ordinary garden gnome until one day when CivGeneral, Kan' Sharuminar, and Captain2 were playing Left 4 Dead 2. Kan won the garden gnome at a shooting range and endeavoured to protect him as they made their way through the theme park. Kan and Geoff had many misadventures, much to the chagrin of Captain2, who grew increasingly alarmed at Kan's descent into insanity.
He is the namesake for the town in the unofficial official CFC Minecraft server, Port Geoff.
Role in DYOS
Damn I regret missing it now
—PrinceScamp on the First Adventures of Geoff
One night, as Captain2 was sleeping, there arose such a clatter that he... sat up, shrugged, and went back to bed. At his window materialized an ominous shadow of a gnome-like figure.[1] News reports the next morning detailed a takeover of Canada by an army of gnomes.[2] We can only speculate as to who their leader is...