People with Laser Eyes

Ha ha! You can't slap me! I'm a robot, I do not feel such pain!
— Stylesrj before realising Slapping Cathy has a secondary weapon

Because we all know how cool they are.

The List

• General Townes
• Slapping Cathy
• Stylesrj (when he was a robot)
• Pope John Paul II
• M. King Hubbert
• Georgie Kalanin (Once when Dick Cheney interrupted one of his Strikethrough Explanation Comics)