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Russian Federation

Российская Федерация
Rossiyskaya Federatsiya
Member State of the Eastern Union
Motto: "All Will Become One With Russia!"
Location of Rossiyskaya Federatsiya Member State of the Eastern Union
Capital
and largest city
Moskva/Moscow (NOT "Mos-cow")
PreviousSankt-Petersburg
Official languagesRussian
Ethnic groups
80% Russian, 20% Others
Religion
Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, Vodka
GovernmentDemocratic republic
• Tsar President
Vladimir Putin
• Lapdog Prime Minister
Dmitry Medvedev
National hero(es)General Winter
Formation
• Kievan Rus'
882
• Tsardom
1547
• Empire
1721
• RSFSR
November 7, 1917
10 December 1922
• Federation
26 December 1991
Population143,056,383 (please do not look at our growth figure)
CurrencyOil Rouble
Time zoneWe have many time zones to spare!
Major exportsCommunism, oil and gas, vodka, AK-47s, suitcase nukes, seats on the Soyuz, pictures of shirtless Putin
Major importsCapitalism, Nazism, foreign armies
"I've always been alone, so it's great seeing everyone so alive. Besides, soon it'll be the last chance I can see their faces. Whenever I imagine how they'd look begging for mercy, I can't help but smile.
— Ivan Braginski

In Soviet Russia, Story Draws YOU!