Soviet Union
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Союз Советских Социалистических Республик | |
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1922–1991 | |
Motto: "Workers of the world, unite!" | |
Anthem: "Hymn of Wishful Thinking" | |
![]() All these places are now ice free | |
Capital | Land of Hiatus |
Previous | Moscow |
Largest city | Moscow |
Common languages | Russian |
Ethnic groups | Doesn't matter because we are all socialist brothers here in the Soviet Union! |
Religion | Vodka |
Government | Communism |
Fearless Leader | |
National hero(es) | Lenin |
History | |
• Established | 30 December 1922 |
• Disestablished | 26 December 1991 |
Area | A lot. |
Population | A lot. |
Currency | CPSU Membership |
Opening hours | Closed... FOREVER! |
Major exports | Cosmonauts, hammer, sickles, KGB agents |
Major imports | Nazis, McDonalds, democracy |
Freeborn Republics: | Russia Ukraine Belarus Kazakhstan Estonia Latvia Lithuania Moldova Georgia Armenia Azerbaijan Turkmenistan Uzbekistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan |
National animal | Parachuting bears |
Favourite pastime | is for capitalists! |
Drives on the | far left[1] |
Internet TLD | .su |
Flew in from Miami Beach on the BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
We leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my mind.
Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.
See Also
Notes
- ↑ When drunk