Soviet Union

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Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Союз Советских Социалистических Республик
1922–1991
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Because everyone should know you're on a quest for world domination.
Coat of arms
Motto: "Workers of the world, unite!"
All these places are now ice free
All these places are now ice free
CapitalLand of Hiatus
PreviousMoscow
Largest cityMoscow
Common languagesRussian
Ethnic groups
Doesn't matter because we are all socialist brothers here in the Soviet Union!
Religion
Vodka
GovernmentCommunism
Fearless Leader 
National hero(es)Lenin
History 
• Established
30 December 1922
• Disestablished
26 December 1991
AreaA lot.
PopulationA lot.
CurrencyCPSU Membership
Opening hoursClosed... FOREVER!
Major exportsCosmonauts, hammer, sickles, KGB agents
Major importsNazis, McDonalds, democracy
Freeborn Republics:Russia
Ukraine
Belarus
Kazakhstan
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Moldova
Georgia
Armenia
Azerbaijan
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
Tajikistan
Kyrgyzstan
National animalParachuting bears
Favourite pastimeis for capitalists!
Drives on thefar left[1]
Internet TLD.su

Flew in from Miami Beach on the BOAC

Didn't get to bed last night

On the way the paper bag was on my knee

Man I had a dreadful flight


I'm back in the U.S.S.R.!

You don't know how lucky you are boy

Back in the U.S.S.R.


Been away so long I hardly knew the place

Gee it's good to be back home

Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case

Honey disconnect the phone


I'm back in the U.S.S.R.

You don't know how lucky you are boy

Back in the U.S.

Back in the U.S.

Back in the U.S.S.R.


Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out

We leave the West behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

That Georgia's always on my mind.


Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south

Take me to your daddy's farm

Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out

Come and keep your comrade warm.


I'm back in the U.S.S.R.

You don't know how lucky you are boys

Back in the U.S.S.R.


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Notes

  1. When drunk