Chronological list of events in DYOS XII
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The following is essentially an undated timeline of DRAW Your Own Story: At Plot's End.
POPA–SIPPA
- Various Internet regulatory agencies begin crackdowns on "unauthorized" use
- Gruekiller remembers his mother's departure
- Regenerated Gruekiller awakes from coma
- Valerie punches him
- Regenerated Gruekiller awakes from coma
- Perfection: Adventurer Without a Quest
- Receives a glass of All-Natural Piss
- "Hey! This isn't lady piss, this is dude piss!"
- Can't decide whether to go to a sex shop or gun store
- "Hey! This isn't lady piss, this is dude piss!"
- Receives a glass of All-Natural Piss
- CivGeneral confronts Mariko Antilles on Coruscant
- Nozomi arrives before Mariko can kill him
- Nozomi bests Mariko with philosophy
- Tym Nightshade arrives to rescue Mariko
- Villains escape
- Tym Nightshade arrives to rescue Mariko
Page 2
- Space Pirate Delia Steel betrayed by Keto
- Perfection stocks up for Space Adventure
- Elizabeth Prowe recaps Gruekiller's regeneration
- Gruekiller does not comprehend female attraction
- Robots or something arrive at New Corteza Spaceport
- CG really hates ponies
- Hanna Antilles recaps POPA–SIPPA to CivGeneral
- Hanna confides she's a data smuggler
- CivGeneral doesn't want to DYOS
- Dave the Toothbrush recounts his life story
- Perfection travels to New Corteza to troll the Trade Authority
- Delia recovers from multiple gunshot wounds
- Enoraduo Eyila introduced
Page 3
- e350tb recaps DYOS XI
- Margaret Thatcher introduces the National Loyalty Act
- Gruekiller approaches Valerie
- Stylesjl dedicates himself to liberating the Internet
- Discovers hamsters banned by SOPA
- Steals one of Perfection's Launch Arcologies instead
- Nozomi and Motoko Kusanagi raid the Death Star over Kuat
- Dr. Edward Richtofen reveals Mariko is liquidating assets of the Second Galactic Empire and is willing to defect
- Trio sabotages Death Star, flees
- Dr. Edward Richtofen reveals Mariko is liquidating assets of the Second Galactic Empire and is willing to defect
- Coruscanti Marines lead ground assault on Kuat surface
- Acting Imperial leader Ron Lee capitulates
- Walter Barrezz introduced as Coruscanti POPA–SIPPA enforcer
- Barrezz accuses Hanna of data smuggling; CG tells him to piss off
- Acting Imperial leader Ron Lee capitulates
- Delia and Enora are being followed
- CivGeneral restarts mercenary career to hunt for Mariko
- Barrezz arrives, orders all modems shut off, reveals the Nana impounded for outstanding fines
- Delia enlists the help of her brother Gregory Hall, plan to head to Egypt II
Page 4
- CivGeneral and Ayane storm National Air and Space Museum to rescue Hanna, learn It Was A Setup
- Galney convinces CivGeneral to help out against POPA–SIPPA
- CG and Family Get Ready For Adventure
- CG & Co. travel to Geneva III for rendez-vous with Hanna's contact
- Suddenly Deathclaw
- CG & Co. travel to Geneva III for rendez-vous with Hanna's contact
- CG and Family Get Ready For Adventure
- Galney convinces CivGeneral to help out against POPA–SIPPA
- Mariko orders Darth Grievous to bring CivGeneral to her
- Gruekiller confronts Valerie, learns she's cute when she's angry
- ACK WRONG ANSWER SORRY
- CivGeneral & Co. regroup on Hajin Mon, recap other contributors' status
- Decide to travel to Egypt II to look for Jedi holocron
- CivGeneral practices with the Force
- Decide to travel to Egypt II to look for Jedi holocron
Page 5
- Valerie confides she doesn't know who Gruekiller is anymore
- Grue and Val start over
- HE LEFT HIS GLASSES BEHIND OMG SYMBOLIC
- Grue and Val start over
- Greg detours to Ymir II to find a replacement spaceship
- Group arrives at Egypt II, Greg triggers security search
- Kevin Rudd counter-coups the Australian Labor Party
- NinjaCow64 inadvertently predicts Liberal victory in the 2013 federal election
- Yogscast cameos as Stylesrj' narrators
- Greg's Egypt II contact revealed Prince Kassad
- Martha Shepard joins the party
- Greg's Egypt II contact revealed Prince Kassad
- Stylesjl arrives at New Corteza, reads that Haruhi Suzumiya escaped from Reality Warpers' Prison, mistakenly books a cruise with an Interpol agent
- CivGeneral & Co. arrive at Egypt II, prepare to raid tomb
- Darth Grievous tracking them, spies Delia & Co.
Page 6
- Resistance runner intercepted by André Javert of the Internet Regulatory Commission
- Free Western Army revealed co-opted by the Thatcherites
- HMS Daring intercepted by unknown entity over Hiram
- Ship's crew killed; Lieutenant Grace Shepard "recruited" to the cause
- Delia & Co. regroup at Kassad's hideout
- Overlord Tanks revealed the subject of some sort of cult
- Group heads to dig site
- Dr. Richtofen details plans for a Force suppression device for use against Mariko
- Stylesjl arrives at The Hague
- Interpol agent discloses Haruhi's breakout was conducted by the "Internet Liberation Army"
- Stylesjl pickpockets Emiri's phone, learns ILA's location
- Interpol agent discloses Haruhi's breakout was conducted by the "Internet Liberation Army"
- Delia & Co. enter dig site
- Guards accosted by Overlords and Helixes
- High-calibre car chase ensues
- Guards accosted by Overlords and Helixes
- CG & Co. fight zombies in the tunnels
- Kassad radios in
- Delia & Co. steal a radar van
- Australian Prime Ministerial candidates butcher "Modern Major General"
- Georgy Kalanin lists the remaining gajillion parties
- Delia's 2013 Election Recap
Page 7
- Darth Grievous creates a distraction; CG's party splits up
- CG & Ayane recover holocron
- Group returns to surface, meets Kassad et al.
- CG & Ayane recover holocron
- Stylesjl gains entry to ILA headquarters
- Emiri uses tracking software to locate the HQ, calls Mikuru Asahina to round up the FBI for a raid
- Haruhi recaps arrest and escape
- Martha Shepard exposits her mission to re-inhume Richtofen
- CivGeneral agrees to help with the Overlords
- Convenient Hellcat Dispatch!
- Martha, Greg and Kassad take point, eliminate patrol
- Convenient Hellcat Dispatch!
- Suddenly kill fire
- Kirill Gedeonin enlists Captain Locke for clandestine raids against Coruscanti cyberintelligence
Page 8
- Delia and Nozomi engage in a game of topping
- Coruscanti team ambushes Overlord column
- ...but it has a Speaker Tower upgrade
- Coruscanti team ambushes Overlord column
- Dr. Terrence Hastings revealed leader of ILA
- FBI goes on furlough due to US debt ceiling crisis just as Emiri set to raid ILA headquarters
- Haruhi uploads contents of Emiri's phone to WikiLeaks
- Delia and CG and Co. defeat the Overlords and Helixes
- Martha falls for Kassad
- Admiral Rutter intervenes before Hiram resistance leader Issac kills unarmed captive
- Outnumbered FWA garrison receives reinforcements
- Darth Grievous cancels CG/Delia crossover
- Delia & Co. blast through rubble, find survivor
- Group finds a suspicious underground garden
- Sgt. Expen Dabul lives up to his name
- Group finds a suspicious underground garden
- ILA prepares for raid, but FBI mysteriously wiped out
- Delia & Co. find the Guardian
- Group gets what it came for
- CG & Ayane duel Grievous
- Duo flees as temple collapses
- Delia & Co. blast their way out of collapsing temple
- CG & Co. & Darth G. have already left
- Party lures Hassan Rouhani with uranium, then steals the Dies Israel
- Drop in on Nasser's palace for humiliation strike
- Part ways with Martha and Kassad
- Party lures Hassan Rouhani with uranium, then steals the Dies Israel
- CG & Co. & Darth G. have already left
Page 9
- CivGeneral & Co. set course for Bespin
- Dr. Richtofen officially brought into the team
- Delia & Co. return to New Corteza, buy luxury yacht
- Karaoke interlude
- Greg tries to decrypt Egypt II artifact, e-cursed
- Stylesjl tweets CivGeneral and Stylesrj that Interpol is on to them
- Scorpio announces impending attack on ILA with Giant Death Robot
- Everyone flees as he's boasting
- Scorpio announces impending attack on ILA with Giant Death Robot
- Delia & Co. shop around for a proper spaceship
- End up going to Thor Strindberg
- Strindberg turns out to be non-compliant with POPA–SIPPA, interns Emiri for trespassing
- End up going to Thor Strindberg
- CivGeneral dreams of defeating Pul Wat Aa with the Dark Side
- Sherry Birkin delivers data pack to National Party headquarters on Dawnstar
- Strindberg introduces Delia to his crew
- Tony Abbott declares himself Duke of Australia under Queen Thatcher
- Endorses POPA–SIPPA and jails all MPs
- Replaces national broadband with string
- Buys all the Indonesian boats to make immigration impossible
- The Formatting Crew tries to help NinjaCow64 find his mojo without Internet
- Brown-suited man delivers him an Important Secret Document
- Darth Grievous meets with bounty hunters to nab CivGeneral
- Morrigan Aensland thought it was speed-dating
- "She could be useful to us..."
- Morrigan Aensland thought it was speed-dating
- CivGeneral goes to Rebecca Chambers for counselling
Page 10
- FWA moves in on Resistance hideout
- Spongebob and Sandy working for the Loyalists
- Fuller and Valer may not be entirely stable...
- Dr. Volker refuses to defect
- Stylesjl & Co. trek across the desert to see Mikuru
- SCP Foundation has taken over the US Department of Justice
- Haruhi teleports herself and Kaede to Strindberg's ship to dodge security
- SCP Foundation has taken over the US Department of Justice
- Strindberg decides to go to Bespin
- CivGeneral arrives at Bespin
- Customs officer rants at length about Strindberg's pre-emptive quarantine
- CG & Co. arrive at Cloud City, re-enact The Empire Strikes Back
- Darth G. and Christie Skyblade "invite" CG, Ayane and Hanna to dinner
- And Morrigan, who's played her part
- Darth G. and Christie Skyblade "invite" CG, Ayane and Hanna to dinner
- CG & Co. arrive at Cloud City, re-enact The Empire Strikes Back
- "Welcome back, Commander."
Page 11
- Delia & Enora arrive on Bespin to search for cure for Greg
- CivGeneral & Co. imprisoned
- Darth G. has altered the deal
- CG & Co. break out
- Darth G. has altered the deal
- Dr. Richtofen buys a ysalamir
- Delia & Co. leave Bespin
- Stylesjl & Co. find Mikuru in charge of giant surveillance suite
- Delia & Co. prepare for Christmas special
- How Thor Strindberg Stole Christmas, Part I
- Lie Back and Think of Gravitas summons Stylesjl's crew for a Christmas party
- Turns out Grievous never kept the deal in the first place
- Garrison commander orders city lockdown
- How Thor Strindberg Stole Christmas, Part II
Page 12
- Thorvald of Lym pulls an eleventh-hour Christmas Spectacular
- ...but everyone's already left
- CG & Co. battle Obsidian Eclipse
- Christie shepherds CG toward Darth Grievous
- Emiri catches up to Delia & Co.
- Stylesrj gets Kerbal Space Program
- Mikuru et al. prepare to fortify the building
- Haruhi gets stuck in customs
- Delia & Co. battle FBI, force a retreat
- CivGeneral and Darth Grievous re-enact ESB lightsaber duel
- Delia decides they need to link up with the SCP Foundation
- Suddenly, dragons!
- Morrigan flies CivGeneral back to the ship
Page 13
- NinjaCow64 learns Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leading the "Holy Electronic Liberation Nongovernment Organization"
- Also learns he's about to be captured, flees
- Paula Miyazaki vows to capture NC
- NC heads to airport, smuggles himself into luggage
- Also learns he's about to be captured, flees
- CivGeneral considers his options
- More checkpoint antics at the SCP Foundation
- Comet Observatory scares off dragon, crash-lands
- Rosalina Sunburst takes Delia & Co. to SCP headquarters
- Stylesjl retcons how Rosalina knew where to go
- Rosalina eventually makes it through customs
- CivGeneral & Co. encounter checkpoint antics at the Omega Station
- Group kills some time at bar rendez-vous
- Jill Valentine amused that Morri's moving in on Ayane's turf
- Group kills some time at bar rendez-vous
Page 14
- Emiri's gone crazy and thinks Delia's gang is Octodad
- Mariko decides CivGeneral must be killed before he masters the Force
- CivGeneral meets with the Info Broker
- Info Broker will hire two as data runners
- Admiral Rutter contests Mr. House's use of forced labour to excavate the HMS Daring
- House reveals Javert is his agent
- NinjaCow64 arrives in Coruscant
- Paula confronts NC in the taxi parking lot
- Fight (and collateral damage) ensue
- Paula has existential crisis over harming innocents, faints
- Jorji Costava gives NC a fake passport to enter SCP Foundation
- Paula picked up by Interpol, appointed commander in lieu of Emiri's insanity
- Paula has existential crisis over harming innocents, faints
- Fight (and collateral damage) ensue
- Paula confronts NC in the taxi parking lot
- Ayane lets Morrigan have an affair with CivGeneral
- Hanna plans to organize a Senate countermotion to fight POPA–SIPPA
- CG and Morri head off for data run
- Hanna plans to organize a Senate countermotion to fight POPA–SIPPA
- Stylesjl & Co. prepare to bail
- NinjaCow64 fails to clear customs
- Haruhi returns with a dragon, breaks border wall
- NC sneaks through, meets up with Stylesjl's crew
- Document revealed to be a computer virus, carrier former SCP Agent Brown
- SCP secretary brings the heat; everyone decides to leave
- Document revealed to be a computer virus, carrier former SCP Agent Brown
- NC sneaks through, meets up with Stylesjl's crew
- Delia & Co. lure Emiri into a factory
- Emiri falls into vat of lava
- Monty is back!
- Emiri falls into vat of lava
- Stylesjl's crew and Delia's crew finally meet up
- NC is denied Introduction Montage
- Rosalina mistakes the Formatting Crew for latent psionics
- Group convenes at Agent Brown's house
- Brown explains he was part of an infiltration team to identify dangerous technology
- Internet is a source of anomalous energy that increases exponentially with networking
- The "Faceless Man" heads a conspiracy even more catastrophic than Hackergeddon
- The New Moon is the Faceless Man's central hub
- Brown's plan is to destroy the Internet
- NC refuses to go along; Brown poofs away just as Interpol closes in
- Suddenly tea party!
- NC refuses to go along; Brown poofs away just as Interpol closes in
- Brown's plan is to destroy the Internet
- The New Moon is the Faceless Man's central hub
- The "Faceless Man" heads a conspiracy even more catastrophic than Hackergeddon
- Internet is a source of anomalous energy that increases exponentially with networking
- Brown explains he was part of an infiltration team to identify dangerous technology
- Group convenes at Agent Brown's house
- Morri doesn't understand why CG is resisting her
- Although she doesn't know DYOS history...
Page 15
- Monty storms the house
- Rosalina beams everyone aboard Comet Observatory
- Sandy's squad investigates forward operating base
- It's a resistance trap
- CivGeneral completes the delivery
- Contact discloses Mariko passed through the Omega Station before dropping off the radar
- Rumours of a data barge leaving Earth
- Haruhi delivers Tony Abbott to the SCP Foundation
- Barack Obama orders hit on the dragon
- CivGeneral gets a gig to deliver the Fact Sphere to the New Moon
- Comet Observatory ambushed by slavers
- Hajin Mon arrives at New Moon
- Galney Force-bluffs past customs
- Comet Observatory ambushed by Space Elves
- USAF takes down the dragon
- Ayane leads slicer team to data-dump the New Moon
- CivGeneral & Morrigan meet Agent Brown
- NinjaCow64 arrives, urges them not to side with Brown
- Comet Observatory team arrives moments later
- Stylesrj retcons Fellowship of MYAR's pre-arrival
- Comet Observatory team arrives moments later
- NinjaCow64 arrives, urges them not to side with Brown
- CivGeneral & Morrigan meet Agent Brown
Page 16
- Corneau aliens are interested in Earth
- Stylesrj nukes the plot
- APRIL FOOL'S!
- Xenu arrives to conquer the New Moon
- But a foolish
Samurai warriorunscrupulous businessman and his underage girlfriend stood forth to oppose him...
- But a foolish
- Corneau leader reviews the major DYOS political factions
- The Faceless Man addresses the adventurers directly
- Ultimate plan is to become Satan, the 'ideal of capitalism'
- Group refuses truce with Brown, high-energy fight ensues
- CivGeneral hallucinates the Hacker, drops out
- Stylesjl accidentally teleports Brown to safety
- New Moon begins self-destruct sequence, Fellowship flees
- Group refuses truce with Brown, high-energy fight ensues
- Ultimate plan is to become Satan, the 'ideal of capitalism'
Page 17
- New Moon fiasco publicly blamed on NC, HELNO claims responsibility
- "Freedom Robots" distributed to global police agencies
- News anchor arrested for looking at LOLcats
- General Ironside captured by the Faceless Man
- British government growing suspicious over Javert's middle-manning
- General Issac contemplates war crimes
- Resistance sentries... relieved of duty
- Flashback to space battle over the New Moon
- CivGeneral inducted into the Fellowship of MYAR
- Hanna summons the crew back to Nova Terra
- CivGeneral inducted into the Fellowship of MYAR
- Mariko plans to ambush CivGeneral
- Strindberg learns Haruhi teleported aboard Xenu's ship
- Can't pursue for lack of fuel
- SCP secretary arrives with spaceship, attacks Strindberg for "harbouring a fugitive"
- Fellowship holds tribunal on whether Stylesjl is a spy
- Turns out it was the redshirt
Page 18
- CivGeneral practices Force-telekinesis
- Mariko rams the Hajin Mon
- CG tried to masquerade as Faye Valentine, ends up a Morri lookalike instead
- Mariko rams the Hajin Mon
- Rosalina tries to figure out NC's powers
- Xenu accosts Comet Observatory, demands tribute for Hunger Games
- Mikuru voted off the ship
- Delia, Rosalina and Hastings Defy Resolution, incur -5 Happiness
- Rosalina refuses, Xenu attacks
- Five hours later, they're at a stalemate
- But Haruhi's sabotaged Xenu's ship, which disintegrates
- Haruhi teleports back to Strindberg just as the SCP secretary hits their engines
- But Haruhi's sabotaged Xenu's ship, which disintegrates
- Delia, Rosalina and Hastings Defy Resolution, incur -5 Happiness
- Mikuru voted off the ship
- Xenu accosts Comet Observatory, demands tribute for Hunger Games
- Delia's Quantum Compressor breaks, breast enlargement ensues
- Team plans next move
- Stylesjl et al. bail
- Team plans next move
- Strindberg's ship crippled, Strindberg & Haruhi arrested
- Delia et al. do training
- Shadowy Cabal begins evacuation of Hiram
Page 19
- FWA squad reaches Daring crash site
- Delgado revealed an IRC enforcer tasked with securing a spacetime rift opened when the Daring went down
- FWA squad finds Lt. Shepard alive, but changed
- Issac arrives by helicopter, killed by Shepard
- FWA and Resistance armies arrive in force, standoff ensues
- Delgado orders Sandy's team to evacuate offworld
- Pleas to stand down fail
- Hiram destroyed
- Pleas to stand down fail
- Delgado orders Sandy's team to evacuate offworld
- FWA and Resistance armies arrive in force, standoff ensues
- Issac arrives by helicopter, killed by Shepard
- Stylesjl et al. travel to Neutra_5000_Some, don disguises
- Meanwhile, Strindberg faces literal kangaroo judge
- Air Traffic Control sees through Stylesjl's Al Gore disguise; arrested
- Comet Observatory boarded
- Emiri survived and cybernetically refitted; now styles herself Darth Dray, Chef Lord
- Some amnesia incurred
- Rosalina stands ground as everyone else evacuates
- Emiri survived and cybernetically refitted; now styles herself Darth Dray, Chef Lord
- Abbott wants a sandwich
- Abbott learns Rudd has slipped off the radar
- Paul Hogan bursts in to arrest Abbott
- Abbott unleashes the Aimbots
- Paul Hogan bursts in to arrest Abbott
- Abbott learns Rudd has slipped off the radar
- Rosalina emerges from cloning chamber
- Delia & Co. rustle up a ship to flee B3K
Page 20
- Mikuru and Hastings meet Ryōko Asakura in a diner
- Ryoko immediately sees through their disguises
- Lie Back and Think of Gravitas believes POPA–SIPPA a threat to the human species
- Enforcers arrive to arrest Ryoko
- Lie Back beams everyone aboard
- Stylesjl crashes into the diner
- Enforcers arrive to arrest Ryoko
- Lie Back and Think of Gravitas believes POPA–SIPPA a threat to the human species
- Ryoko immediately sees through their disguises
- CivGeneral goes macro
- Hastings & Mikuru join Lie Back's mission
- Stylesjl encounters Haruhi in nearby prison
- Turns out his disguise is mentioned on the wanted posters
- Accosted by police
- Turns out his disguise is mentioned on the wanted posters
- Delia & Co. return to Greg's sea-ship
- Lie Back investigates this "macro" distracting CivGeneral's comics
- Lie Back calls literally everyone for an intervention
- Doctor Aran joins Delia's group
- Mariko leads the charge
- Lie Back cancels intervention, recaps Stylesjl's plot
- Delia & Co. journey to Rose Gold Empire
- but Paula got there first...
- Strindberg bribes prison guard to give Haruhi some Internet time
- Apparently that macro footage was intended for private use...
- Stylesjl and Strindberg granted bail
- Apparently that macro footage was intended for private use...
Page 21
- Strindberg & Co. bust Haruhi out
- Hackers infiltrate Internet Regulatory Commission network
- Delia & Co. head for the Rockmen
- Stylesjl & Co. head for the Rockmen
- Enter Rockspace, run out of fuel
- Lie Back catches their distress signal
- Enter Rockspace, run out of fuel
- Delia & Co. arrive at Vrachos IV
- Also run out of fuel
- Space Slugs try to broker a deal
- Also run out of fuel
- Lie Back offers free refuel
Page 22
- Mantis ships accost Our Heroes
- Lie Back frightens them with Gridfire simulation
- Proceeds to drop idiomatic phrases
- Lie Back and Mantises leave
- ...and no fuel was delivered
- Lie Back and Mantises leave
- Proceeds to drop idiomatic phrases
- Lie Back frightens them with Gridfire simulation
- Delia & Co. prepare for planetfall on Vrachos IV
- Mariko kills Galney just as CG & Morri arrive
- Mariko sees through CG's persona
- Mariko spins Nozomi's speech against CivGeneral
- CivGeneral duels Mariko
- Stylesjl's crew picks up a live feed of the fight
- Vadim Sokow arrives with fuel
- Stylesjl's crew picks up a live feed of the fight
- CivGeneral duels Mariko
- Mariko spins Nozomi's speech against CivGeneral
- Mariko sees through CG's persona
- Delia & Co. attacked by Rockmen
- Fight dragged down into Vrachosopolis
- Haruhi can't get any news feeds other than Fox
- Acting Captain Stylesjl decides to go to CivGeneral's position
- CivGeneral hallucinates the Hacker, again
- Mariko pulls a distraction, then disengages
- Kusanagi proposes using CivGeneral's new avatar for deep cover operations against POPA–SIPPA
- Ayane reluctantly lets Morrigan serve as partner
Page 23
- Stylesjl & Co. arrive at the site of CG's battle, mistake Mariko for him
- Team evacuates to New Port City, runs out of fuel
- Delia & Co. wuss out on fight
- Set course for New Port!
- Stylesjl & Co. arrive in New Port, customs antics ensue
- CivGeneral gets Stylesjl & Haruhi away from security
- Delia & Co. arrive in New Port, customs antics ensue
- Strindberg proposes crashing the ship to link up with Stylesjl and get more fuel
- Aerospace authority shoots them out of the sky
- Juline Sane joins Delia's party
Page 24
- Sandy awakes under the roof of "Freeman", one month after Hiram
- SpongeBob and the team escaped, but she and Cpl. Hughes were spirited away
- Freeman offers to hire Sandy as an agent to "better the universe"
- Freeman calls a meeting with Javert and Admiral Rutter, demands POPA–SIPPA be repealed
- Javert refuses point-blank; Freeman threatens retaliation
- SpongeBob and the team escaped, but she and Cpl. Hughes were spirited away
- CivGeneral Presents: A Very Giantess Christmas
- On Christmas Day in Australia
- Thorvald throws a
Hallowe'enChristmas costume party- Fear of foxes cranked up to 11
- Stylesrj's characters hold an intervention on his gaming addiction
- Strindberg et al. survive the crash, hole up in nearby castle
- ...just as Darth Dray lays siege in pursuit of Delia & Co.
- Strindberg calls in offshore support
- ...just as Darth Dray lays siege in pursuit of Delia & Co.
- CivGeneral & Co. finally approach their destination
- Strindberg can't log in to his own network
- Kaede suggests he's been hacked
- Styles brothers go on a cruise
- Kaede suggests he's been hacked
Page 25
- Stylesjl gets news bulletin of Interpol moving in on Talon camp
- Divert to investigate
- CG puts his new assets to use to bluff past a checkpoint
- Divert to investigate
- Strindberg & Co. review the cruise
- Haruhi also reviews the cruise
- Delia & Co. attacked by Darth Dray
- Dray attacks Delia in the chest, gets absorbed into cleavage
- Party accosted by POPA–SIPPA enforcers
- Nationalist militia moves in
- CG goes macro to murder Interpol
- CG & Co. agree to join Delia's party to stop the Faceless Man's second ritual
- Strindberg tries to top CG as Giant Sailor Moon
- CG goes macro to murder Interpol
- Nationalist militia moves in
- Party accosted by POPA–SIPPA enforcers
- Dray attacks Delia in the chest, gets absorbed into cleavage
- Faceless Man's agents murder Enora
- Stylesjl sheds some minor characters
- Convinces CG to let Strindberg tag along
- Group takes portal to the Andromeda Galaxy
- Tym & Darth G. keeping tabs
- Group takes portal to the Andromeda Galaxy
- Convinces CG to let Strindberg tag along
Page 26
- Rockman invasion fleet gets held up at toll station
- Party splits up
- Strindberg accosted by Hutama
- Stylesjl flees to get help
- Strindberg accosted by Hutama
- Rockmen get held up at customs
- CG & Morri find remains of a Republic expedition
- Enter nearby cave
- Stylesrj's team returns to the story
- Haruhi & Strindberg interned at Hutama's secret base-cum-brewery
- Rockmen suborned for New South Wales elections
- Stylesrj & Co. bluff their way through customs
- Delia & Greg fight an Overlord
- Stylesjl finds a predator drone
- Strindberg swaps stories of convoluted plots with fellow inmate Maximum Ride
- <Stylesrj's comic>
- CG & Morri investigate underground complex
- Find a meeting hall
- CG gets depressed his plot's going nowhere
- CG picks up a book in an unknown language
- Duo encounters Tym, mistakes him for Grievous, pursues
- Tym escapes
- Duo encounters Tym, mistakes him for Grievous, pursues
- CG picks up a book in an unknown language
- CG gets depressed his plot's going nowhere
- Find a meeting hall
Page 27
- Hutama's Aimbots shoot down the drone
- CG & Morri go macro
- <Stylesrj's comic>
- Hutama admits he doesn't know what torture is
- Actually finds the idea abhorrent
- Base can't get fish 'n chips
- Hutama tries to upgrade Aimbots with Lazy Beams, Abbott claims it voids the license and has them self-destruct
- CG & Morri storm the base
- Tym is covertly sabotaging Hutama's defence
- Haruhi & Strindberg break out
- Élodie defects from Hutama, frees other prisoners
- Delia & Greg arrive, defeat Queen Elodie of Nova
- Élodie defects from Hutama, frees other prisoners
- Haruhi & Strindberg break out
- Tym is covertly sabotaging Hutama's defence
- CG & Morri storm the base
- Hutama tries to upgrade Aimbots with Lazy Beams, Abbott claims it voids the license and has them self-destruct
- Base can't get fish 'n chips
- Actually finds the idea abhorrent
- Stylesrj & Co. arrested by Abbott
- Lie Back peeks in on plot
- Hastings is glad he's on the Culture Ship
- Manfred von Richthofen, Georgy Kalanin and Gnowel Lawgiver bust Stylesrj's group out of Immigration Detention
- Hutama escapes, reveals the Faceless Man has completed the Second Ritual
- Lie Back holds impromptu music jam
Page 28
- CivGeneral retcons Abbott's furor with Stylesrj
- CG & Delia & Co. battle the Faceless Man
- Face puns galore
- Faceless Man turns out to be an underwhelming opponent
- Faceless Man turns out to be Vadim Kozlov in disguise, real Faceless Man safe and sound
- Faceless Man turns out to be an underwhelming opponent
- Face puns galore
- Duty Calls: DYOS Edition
- Stylesjl reactivates Empire Earth space fleet
- Abbott's agents have secretly sabotaged it
- CG & Morri head for Nova Terra
- Morrigan bombards CG with plot-expositing questions
- Meanwhile, at the Rose Gold Empire...
- Abbott's agents have sabotaged Stylesrj's ship
- Turns out Stylesjl was aware of the sabotage, counter-sabotaged Kavitha's ship
- Rhiza Kalanin kidnapped by Eternal Protectorate, to be delivered to Australia in exchange for citizenship renewal
Page 29
- Stylesjl updates Strindberg on the situation
- Greg acquires a Plymouth Arcology
- Kan' Sharuminar rejoins the "story"
- Greg recruits some muscle for the next mission
- Stylesjl sinks into existential despair
- Kan' compliments Stylesrj's jacket
- The Joker defeats Batman with the Triceratops technique
- But what's he gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you??
- taillesskangaru (re)joins the fray
Page 30
- tailless accosts Thorvald, LET'S BE FRIENDS
- lol k
- CG so jelly
- Stylesrj wants to be friends
- CG so jelly
- lol k
- CG & Morri arrive at Solitude, Nova Terra
- CG recaps his frustration with the Styleses
- Stylesjl begins using ComiPo!
Page 31
- Stylesjl advised to seize the reins of the plot
- FWA Beach Assault
- Mysterious assassin absconds with enemy leader
- Gruekiller recounts coming back from the dead
- But it's not regeneration...
- CFCMAN fails to impress the ladies
- Those Two Pilots get a lead on what happened at Hiram
- GILLES DUCEPPE: POUR TOUS TEMPS
- CivGeneral bashes art trolls
- Stylesjl crosses over with his pet project iShrugged
- lord_joakim awakes in midst of bar fight]]
Page 32
- Pirate busts out an escape with head-cannon, l_j decides to follow
- Thorvald runs a Christmas charity fundraiser
- Avalonian EMP trapped Bowie's spaceship in orbit
- Gruekiller explains his Samurai suit is an ancient, corrupting Archaean artifact
Page 33
- Thorvald & tailless go cruisin'
- See l_j
- Decide he's got it under control
- lord_joakim has no memory of DYOS
- Decide he's got it under control
- See l_j
- Valerie questions Gruekiller's history with Bowie
- Master Shake interrupts
- Newspaper details "Phony War" between Transatlasia and the Triple Entente
- Omega124 returns as Lucina
- Tasked with killing three targets
- Stylesrj reboots his story with Tabitha Mia
- Adolf Hitler decides to crowdsource DYOS reviews
- Hitler reviews Dave the Toothbrush, DYOS X Part II, the 2011 time travel arc, and "Hitler wants an update on DYOS"
Page 34
- CivGeneral reacts negatively to Hitler's DYOS reviews with a "Take That!"
- Mr. Mendenhall hears news of Coruscant's elections and reaffirms his desire to "Make Coruscant Great Again".
Page 35
- Thorvald fills the thread with Christmas cheer, on time this year!
- CivGeneral puts in a rare hand drawn comic (which returns to SFM mode partway through but it's still nice)
- CivGeneral and Morrigan check into a
lover's suitehotel room at a convention about conventions, dawg. - They have a bit of a quarrel over CivGeneral's way of doing things
- CivGeneral and Morrigan check into a
- CivGeneral checks in at the Great Library of Solitude, where he (she?) and Morrigan make some uncomfortable discoveries about the Nationalists
- The Republic and Nationalists plot separately to their own ends, while CivGeneral does some undercover work
- For Canada's sesquicentennial, Thorvald frees it, just to be nice
- Captain2 is overjoyed, albeit over something completely different
Page 36
- After a long journey, Omega124 arrives in China and trains with a great master
- Thorvald unleashes the dubiously canonical NegaDYOS upon the world
- CivGeneral (as usual) is not amused
Page 37
- Thorvald continues to play through 2017 with NegaDYOS, to several people's endless amusement
Page 38
- Kan' remembers that the Gnoman Empire is a thing
- CivGeneral decides to poach Thorvald in retribution for NegaDYOS, but is warded off by a spontaneous shoe war
- Stylesrj contemplates letting "the other shoe" drop on CivGeneral's home planet
- CivGeneral weighs dignity against humor
- Stylesrj contemplates letting "the other shoe" drop on CivGeneral's home planet
- The NegaDYOS saga continues, this time with Stylesrj's work as a base
- Warpus strategically edits a preexisting webcomic to contemplate the existential angst of having no nose
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- TK debates a return
- In authorland, CivGeneral evades POPA-SIPPA agents
- In a stylistic throwback, TK and Thor's avatars bicker about the "good old days"
