United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
|Motto: "God Save the Queen"|
And technically, the sun still never sets.
and largest city
|Official languages||English (de facto)|
|Government||Unitary parliamentary democracy and constitutional monarchy|
|-||Prime Minister||David Cameron|
|National hero(es)||Monty Python|
|-||Acts of Union 1707||1 May 1707|
|-||Acts of Union 1800||1 January 1801|
|-||Anglo-Irish Treaty||12 April 1922|
|Major exports||Empire, Incorrectly Spelled and Used Words|
|Major imports||Muslims, other people's mineral resources|
|Drives on the||left|
Britain (or less accurately, England, or more accurately, Britainistan, or more or less accurately, the United Kingdom, or, entirely accurately, Airstrip One) is a perpetually rainy island to the north of Europe, which the snobbish British don't see themselves as a part of. British people talk in a funny way, wear monocles, and drink tea, and currently live in reservations where they are sheltered from the Islamic state outside. They invented over 9000 different sports and suck at everyone of them. On no account should you try British "food". Did we mention the rain?
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