Britain

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United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
It's three flags in one! Coat of arms of
Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "God Save the Queen"
And technically, the sun still never sets.
Capital
and largest city
London
Official languages English (de facto)
Government Unitary parliamentary democracy and constitutional monarchy
 -  Prime Minister David Cameron
National hero(es) Monty Python
Formation
 -  Acts of Union 1707 1 May 1707 
 -  Acts of Union 1800 1 January 1801 
 -  Anglo-Irish Treaty 12 April 1922 
Currency Pound sterling
Major exports Empire, Incorrectly Spelled and Used Words
Major imports Muslims, other people's mineral resources
Drives on the left

Britain (or less accurately, England, or more accurately, Britainistan, or more or less accurately, the United Kingdom, or, entirely accurately, Airstrip One) is a perpetually rainy island to the north of Europe, which the snobbish British don't see themselves as a part of. British people talk in a funny way, wear monocles, and drink tea, and currently live in reservations where they are sheltered from the Islamic state outside. They invented over 9000 different sports and suck at everyone of them. On no account should you try British "food". Did we mention the rain?

British DYOSers

See also